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That's right, puny humans - cower in fear!

Not even the diamond-tipped torpedoes of The Swiss Missile can defend you from me!

For I am...

Dr. Inertia: the most ponderous bulk in all the galaxy!

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> This appeals to the comics geek in me.
<ElvisThePelvis> Dr. Inertia could kick Superman's Ass!
<Axolotl> Dr Inerta can crush his enemies to a singularity!
<mypalmike> Dr. Inertia can go from zero to cheese pizza in under 5 seconds.
<spam> NERDS
<apple juice is a verb> I like "Swiss Missile."
<Lauren> I especially like that they're "diamond-tipped."

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