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Most Emailed Photos - 04/22/2004 by Fah Q
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HEY ETHEL! ARE YOU WATCHING THE NEWS?

NO? TURN TO CHANNEL SEVENTEEN

"A now-armless George Lucas has just barely escaped with his life from a bizzare ordeal:
Kidnapped by a digruntled platoon of Star Trek fans, Lucas was forced to watch The Empire Strikes Back repeatedly, with a portion of his arm cut off at the Luke/Vader confrontation scene."

"The ringleaders, a nondescript male and female caucasian pair, hoped to force Lucas to 'realize what complete crap Episodes I and II were' before he wrapped up production on Episode III.
The two escaped in a replica Mach V from Speedracer. Authorities have asked Racer X for help in their investigation."
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Fah Q> Oh, sorry Obtuse, I didnt realize we had 'similiar' captions today. Honestly, I just thought of this!
What a Coincindence!
<Fah Q> Immitation is the best form of a compliment! You always have great captions.
<guyPaulo> BAD LITTLE MONKIE!!!
<Mort> I liked how you stole his mistakes too.
<obtuse> guyPaulo, give the guy a break...I won Wednesday a couple weeks back with the same trick.

And Mort, what's this about mistakes!?!?

<Mort> Just wondered why Star Trek fans would kidnap Lucas, I would have thought they would have wanted the guy who wrote the theme music to Enterprise more.
<obtuse> Hahaha...I didn't see that mistake, and nobody else even mentioned it.

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