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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004

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He took me on a midnight picnic. It was so romantic. We looked up at the stars and discussed our future.

Love. Marriage. Honeymoon. Buying a house.

He said he wanted children. Lots of children.

And like that, I knew it would never work out like he wanted. I loved him, but I didn't want kids. I had to do something.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Hysterical Woman> Good take on romance thing.
<mypalmike> Nice. You're one ugly woman though!
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<Lauren> ROFLOL
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