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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by 3Suns
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My fellow Americans... in these troubling times, America needs money to accomplish its lofty goals. And where will that money come from? Not from your pockets, but from the pockets of foreigners. That's right, terrorism!

Yes, I ask each and every one of you to make the sacrifice for your country. If you own a swimming pool, we ask only that you allow terrorists and their pets to swim and enjoy the beautiful American weather.

Of course, with every sacrifice comes reward. We are expecting many attractive young terrorists to be visting from Brazil! You are all encouraged to make their visit as pleasurable as possible. For your country.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> I stand by all the misstatements I've made.
<obtuse> THE AXIS OF EVIL
tourism/terrorism
<Fluffy Rhodes Circle Old Navy> Terrorist.
<mypalmike> Damn cookie!
<ajiav> This caption is a winner.

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