[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

When Mary said she wanted to live the farm life, I told her I loved her, but that I was a city boy and that I wasn't moving. Do you know what that crazy girl did? She up and brought the farm to me.

Take a look: Our dairy cows deposit milk once daily. The drive-through still isn't equipped for those kinds of deposits, though.

We grow our plants inside, too. The good thing is, we don't need pesticide. It's ironic, really because the Johnsons down the hall are constantly having bug problems. "Maybe if they were cleaner people," Mary says.

"Don't be mean, dear," says I. "Not everyone's cleaning methods are as exciting as ours." She just laughed.

Farm life ain't so bad, really.

(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 111 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:54Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:53Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:52Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:50Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:49Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:48Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:45Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:44Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:43Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:40Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:37Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:34Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:30Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:28Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:25Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:24Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:21Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:17Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:16Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:15Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:14Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:13Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:12Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:11Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:10Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:09Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:08Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:07Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:06Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:02Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:01Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker18:51:00Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:58Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:57Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:56Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:55Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:54Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:53Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:52Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:51Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:50Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:48Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:47Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:46Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:45Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:44Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:42Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:41Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:34Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:33Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:32Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:30Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:28Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:27Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:23Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:20Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:19Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:18Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:17Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:16Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:15Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:12Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:11Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:08Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:07Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:05Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:03Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:02Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker18:50:01Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:57Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:56Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:55Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:53Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:51Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:49Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:40Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:39Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:38Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:35Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:33Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:31Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:28Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:27Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:24Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:23Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:22Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:20Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:17Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:16Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:15Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:12Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:11Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:06Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:05Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:04Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker18:49:03Caption #413

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Two superb ones in one day. You must make your mother proud...
<3Suns> Funny... both your captions today have been of similar shape (long first caption)... and quality!
<Carol> I like the alternative styles!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post