[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/29/2004 by Jmofwiw
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My scooter was mired in whale guts.

And my castle was downsized by tax cuts.
I'd be tempted to say,
I'd had a bad day

But at least I'm not there when the jail shuts.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<mypalmike> It's been a while since we've had a limerick. Nice one.
<Hey, You There.> It was ok, and it did rhyme, but I'd bet you could do better next time.
<Carol> Extra points for making poetry from whale guts! I did wonder if that guy standing there owned the scooter. How dismaying.

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