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Most Emailed Photos - 09/01/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Bishop tried desperately to communicate with Ripley in his final gasping moments. He had to warn her about the alien menace headed to earth...but the fluids filed his speech processor and his warning went unheeded.

The alien named "Frances" bore down on earth with hydrochloric ferocity.

Creating mutant children and lowering the IQ of all adults.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I thought about going for an "Aliens" referrence too, but I figured it was too obscure.

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