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Most Emailed Photos - 07/22/2004 by mypalmike
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Man, what a week that was!
I had a threesome with a space alien and the actress that plays "Jackie" on "That 70's Show". Talk about some crazy positions!

I discovered the rings of your anus. I mean, Uranus.

And I poisoned Chancellor Schröder. You're either with us or against us!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> You sir, have reached the level of Master Captioner.
<Kumiho> Oh Grasshopper when you can snatch the caption from my hand....
<ElvisThePelvis> HA!!! Ring around your anus, ring around your anus, asshole asshole we all fall down!!!!
<Axolotl> Did you see any Klingons over there?
<superwoman biatch> So can you count the rings on the anus (err Uranus) to see how old it is?

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