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Most Emailed Photos - 07/22/2004

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Man, what a week that was!
I had a threesome with a space alien and the actress that plays "Jackie" on "That 70's Show". Talk about some crazy positions!

I discovered the rings of your anus. I mean, Uranus.

And I poisoned Chancellor Schröder. You're either with us or against us!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<guyPaulo> You sir, have reached the level of Master Captioner.
<Kumiho> Oh Grasshopper when you can snatch the caption from my hand....
<ElvisThePelvis> HA!!! Ring around your anus, ring around your anus, asshole asshole we all fall down!!!!
<Axolotl> Did you see any Klingons over there?
<superwoman biatch> So can you count the rings on the anus (err Uranus) to see how old it is?

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