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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Can you judge from these pictures...

...which of His creatures...

...God loves the most?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<apple juice is a verb> Judge not, lest ye be judged.
<3Suns> I'll judge as much as I feel like, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> I judge this to be un-judgeable.
<guyPaulo> I'd say that from the looks of the third pic, God loves the tiny turles the most. Especially with Ranch dip, and when their shells are nice and crispy.
<apple juice is a verb> I'm not sure if I was misunderstood or not...this was ironic. Now get that middle finger out my face, before I apple juice your ass.
<Mort> Man if you switch 'face' and 'ass' from apple juice's last comments then it gives a whole different meaning.
<3Suns> I'll be ironic as much as I feel like THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort...I am crying from laughing...thank you.

Turtles and ranch dip rock!!!

<ElvisThePelvis> I am going to apple juice your face...baby.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAHAHAHA!!!

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