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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Can you judge from these pictures...

...which of His creatures...

...God loves the most?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<apple juice is a verb> Judge not, lest ye be judged.
<3Suns> I'll judge as much as I feel like, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> I judge this to be un-judgeable.
<guyPaulo> I'd say that from the looks of the third pic, God loves the tiny turles the most. Especially with Ranch dip, and when their shells are nice and crispy.
<apple juice is a verb> I'm not sure if I was misunderstood or not...this was ironic. Now get that middle finger out my face, before I apple juice your ass.
<Mort> Man if you switch 'face' and 'ass' from apple juice's last comments then it gives a whole different meaning.
<3Suns> I'll be ironic as much as I feel like THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
<ElvisThePelvis> Mort...I am crying from laughing...thank you.

Turtles and ranch dip rock!!!

<ElvisThePelvis> I am going to apple juice your face...baby.
<ElvisThePelvis> HAHAHAHA!!!

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