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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My mother raised me in the non-traditional way.

I happily remember breast-feeding until I was 22 years old.

Mmmphph...mmm....I never met....glorpo...slurp...a nipple I did not...slluuck...like.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Pedro Gonzales> Gross!
<Axolotl> And how!
<Roger Mexico> Elvis, that was even funnier than Bryden's - far out!

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