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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Carol

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And God said to Abraham: 'Take now thy son, thine only son, whom thou lovest, even Isaac, and get thee into the land of Moriah;

and offer him there for a burnt-offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.'

And Abraham said: "...Okay, thanks, God, now I KNOW you're completely nuts."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mark> lol .. i'm always a sucker for biblical humour .. take Xians for example
<Lauren> Hahaha. I always thought the point of that bible story was that Abraham was not such a good dad.
<3Suns> Nice!
<ajiav> The entertainment value of religion never quits.
<Carol> I think someone did something similar lately, but I was too lazy to check. Now if I could only remember what other painting(s) those koalas remind me of...

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