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By the time my firstborn reached puberty, the line separating the birds from the bees was no longer distinct.

His grandparents were concerned that my family wasn't traditional enough.


Traditionally, men in our family don't bring home the best-looking girls.

To that end, I guess we just got lucky that Junior was born with so much fashion sense.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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