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"I done told you twice now to keep off the Capitol lawn, Missus Love...

We all liked yer husband's record albums, don't get me wrong...

"But we can't have you out here raisin' a ruckus every time you be showin' yer boobies to some elementary school field trip.

"No, I ain't got no interest in them parts, neither..."
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<3Suns> Wow, I never knew you had to be a eunuch to be a Secret Service agent. Makes sense though.
<ajiav> I suspect it has more to do with who the parts belong to, than anything...
<Kumiho> You sure he's a eunuch and not just got the hots for Georgie-boy?
<morticia> made me laugh, y'all...
<ElvisThePelvis> A 40oz. for ajiav. WTG!

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