[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/25/2004 by obtuse
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She smelled like power,
she looked like toffee

She kissed me slowly,
she held me softly

I got too close and
she backed up off me
She left me stone cold sober
just like black coffee
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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