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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by JP
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All life is sacred, and we must continue to go around trying to save the survivors...

...from themselves.

Oh, and this scientist says that anyone who stays on their sofa surrounded by toxic floodwaters, well, their penis ends up all dried and shrivelled, like the one which she's gingerly holding. "Natural selection at work," says she.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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