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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/21/2004 by 3Suns
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Kirstie Alley had a problem. Frankly put, she's the size of 9 models glommed together.

This sounds like a job for...

StretchMan and Captain Mofo!

StretchMan: Kirstie, we're putting you an an all-popsicle diet.

Captain Mofo: Yeah! Sugar-free popsicles!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> It's a throwback caption to nearly a year ago...

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<Severian> Holy continuity, Batman!
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<Axolotl> Contiuity...the curse of the nerds...

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