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Most Emailed Photos - 12/06/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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When my sister turned nine, she started blowing up like a balloon. Not all of her, of course, just her boobies.

My vegetarian girlfriend says it's because of the hormones they put into meat. Hers being of smaller size, she might have a point...

...but how many meat eaters you know that aren't a little chunky here and there?
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Oooh, clever.

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