Whoa! You're in trouble, big boy; she's locked up on you!
HAAA HAA HAAA!
Stupid thino!
Hey, is it time for a ..STAMPEDE?
You know, big boy, this can happen if you don't get a female "in the mood".
Try being more seductive in future,a bit more gentle... of course, we can't change the fact that you're a three-ton pig with a horn in your face...
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