I decided to end it all in a brutal and painful way. I drove nails into my eyes and through my skull. And just to leave a pretty corpse I stuck one nail through my nose.
With my last breath I revealed that I can't stand MEP days that feature cute fuzzy animals....
and strange little pets.
*Donations in my honor can be sent to NAMBLA.
rosebud...
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Description
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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