[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I decided to end it all in a brutal and painful way. I drove nails into my eyes and through my skull. And just to leave a pretty corpse I stuck one nail through my nose.

With my last breath I revealed that I can't stand MEP days that feature cute fuzzy animals....

and strange little pets.

*Donations in my honor can be sent to NAMBLA.

rosebud...

(AP)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 135 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:51Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:50Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:49Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:48Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:47Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:46Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:45Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:44Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:43Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:42Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:41Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:40Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:38Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:36Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:35Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:34Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:33Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:32Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:31Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:29Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:28Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:27Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:26Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:25Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:23Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:22Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:21Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:20Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:19Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:18Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:17Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:14Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:13Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:11Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:10Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:09Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:08Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:07Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:06Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:01Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker20:39:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:58Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:57Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:56Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:53Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:48Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:44Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:42Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:39Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:38Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:37Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:35Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:34Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:31Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:29Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:26Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:25Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:23Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:22Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:21Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:20Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:19Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:17Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:16Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:14Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:13Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:06Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:05Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:04Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:01Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:38:00Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:59Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:57Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:52Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:51Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:50Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:49Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:48Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:46Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:45Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:44Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:43Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:42Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:40Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:37Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:34Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:32Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:31Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:29Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:28Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:21Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:20Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:19Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:15Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:14Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:13Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:12Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:11Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:09Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:08Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:07Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:06Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:05Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:37:00Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:57Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:56Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:53Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:51Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:49Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:47Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:46Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:45Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:40Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:39Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:37Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:35Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:34Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker20:36:33Caption #821

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 5 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Oh, that last bit is just wrong....
<3Suns> Elvis, whatever happened to you when you were a kid... I'm sorry.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hold me 3Suns, hold me while I weep...
<Kumiho> Excellent!
<ajiav> 

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post