[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I decided to end it all in a brutal and painful way. I drove nails into my eyes and through my skull. And just to leave a pretty corpse I stuck one nail through my nose.

With my last breath I revealed that I can't stand MEP days that feature cute fuzzy animals....

and strange little pets.

*Donations in my honor can be sent to NAMBLA.

rosebud...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Oh, that last bit is just wrong....
<3Suns> Elvis, whatever happened to you when you were a kid... I'm sorry.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hold me 3Suns, hold me while I weep...
<Kumiho> Excellent!
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