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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I decided to end it all in a brutal and painful way. I drove nails into my eyes and through my skull. And just to leave a pretty corpse I stuck one nail through my nose.

With my last breath I revealed that I can't stand MEP days that feature cute fuzzy animals....

and strange little pets.

*Donations in my honor can be sent to NAMBLA.

rosebud...

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Oh, that last bit is just wrong....
<3Suns> Elvis, whatever happened to you when you were a kid... I'm sorry.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hold me 3Suns, hold me while I weep...
<Kumiho> Excellent!
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