Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 04/26/2004

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There once was an ape on my finger

He loved women but never could linger

He was unlike a snail
When it came to getting tail
So humping and leaving was de rigueur

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Kumiho> Excellent, the return of limericks!
<3Suns> Nice!
<Mort> First ever limerick that ends in 'de rigueur'!
Well done, top marks.
<obtuse> I couldn't help it. Nothing rhymes with 'finger' except 'linger'.
<David Byrden> Stinger.
Bringer.
Zinger.
Ca-chinger.
<apple juice is a verb> he's a dead ringer
for a seductive latin singer
who goes by the name
of charles s minger
<Fah Q> Excellent Obtuse. You Rock!
<obtuse> Those aren't exact syllabic rhymes, though they are much closer than the 'trigger' family I used.

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