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Most Emailed Photos - 03/04/2004 by obtuse
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He is the final authority and all, but God enjoys fucking with people - look no further than Job for proof. I needed a straight answer.

I prayed a while, with no response, so I called Jesus on his 'emergency only' cell phone. It was Friday after all.

He said that packing peanuts were not edible, so I couldn't give them up for Lent.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Carol> Ha ha! Au contraire! The little cat where I used to work LOVED to eat packing peanuts. Especially the cornstarch ones.
<Lauren> The Book of Job is where I lost my faith. My thinking was that my god would not be so cruel. Nothing has since been the same.

Excellent captioning and great punchline on the third pic, obtuse.

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