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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by guyPaulo
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In my never-ending quest for p*ssy....

....I usually just end up all wet.

But sometimes I end up with hundred of tiny hooks embedded into my penis. Which I have to get my mom to remove. On national TV.

Homosexuality is starting to look really good right about now....

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> I'm NEVER going to your house for dinner, EVER AGAIN! Call me!
<Kumiho> 
<Lauren> I saw that TV show! Had no idea it was you, honey.

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