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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/10/2005 by Lauren
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I don't know what it is, Doctor, but it started out as a pimple on my butt.

My friend, Renee, had one on her hand...

but once it was removed, she felt a lot better, so I'm sure once I get rid of this thing, I'll be sitting pretty.

Get it? "hand - felt"...etc.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<Axolotl> Aw carp, *I* was going to do the Kuato joke!
<Axolotl> But you rule anyway, Lauren!

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