Most Emailed Photos

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Most Emailed Photos - 02/06/2005

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Zombie Gene Simmons here!

Tonight I´m going to show you how to get some ladiez!

Introduce her to your pantsmonkie, or in my case my siamese triplet apesquad!

Then, you just ooze over her shoulder. When you have reached second base, she will be paralyzed and you can just go ahead and eat her brains. brAiins!! Sweet brAAIINss!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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