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Most Emailed Photos - 02/06/2005 by Axolotl
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Zombie Gene Simmons here!

Tonight I´m going to show you how to get some ladiez!


Introduce her to your pantsmonkie, or in my case my siamese triplet apesquad!

Then, you just ooze over her shoulder. When you have reached second base, she will be paralyzed and you can just go ahead and eat her brains. brAiins!! Sweet brAAIINss!!

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<What?> KISS the girls
<apple juice is a verb> Even zombie gene simmons talks too much
<Kumiho> brAIIIns!

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