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Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2005 by guyPaulo
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What a crappy week. First, my family was slaughtered by Tusken Raiders and fet to their semi-transulcent pet carp....

....then that lying bastard Lando Calrissian sells me out to the Empire in his cloud city.

And to top it off, the hot chick I've been tea-bagging like mad has just turned out to be my sister! Bleah!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Tea-bagging? I don't remember that... was that in the Digitally Remastered Director's Wet Dream Edition?
<Axolotl> Damn, itīs good to be a jedi!
<David Byrden> There should be a rule that we have to know what the hell you're talking about.
<What?> what was your sisters cell number again?
<Axolotl> This is for all you Vader hataz out there:

...www.albinoblacksheep.com...

<guyPaulo> "These AREN'T the droids you're looking for." "You WILL show me your mommy-bags."
<me me> hey its that raising bridge in duluth, MN
<Axolotl> its that girl that raises stuff
<Axolotl> its that girl that raises stuff
<Axolotl> its that girl that raises stuff

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