[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/16/2004 by Starbug
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It is a terrible foe looming over us, ready to devour us all

pulsing, roiling, straining to bury us under its bulk and singleminded desire

against which even the mightiest of us are as defenseless as a naked girl in the snow.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Starbug> Haven't you heard? It's chic not to include a punchline.
<Starbug> It is a butterfly.
It is two people kissing.
It is your lungs.
It is a vase.
... How many of those cards do you have anyway?
<Starbug> But we are taking steps to fight this menace. We will pursue it to every corner of the globe, flush it out of every hiding place, and we will send the enemies of freedoms this message, that freedom will always triumph.

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