The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	15:05:46	drooled over #54
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:23:46	drooled over #666
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:52:24	drooled over #76
Mr. Noname	Lurker	08:51:51	drooled over #102
Mr. Noname	Lurker	09:22:14	drooled over #555

There have been 28 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:14	Caption #0
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:13	Caption #51
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:12	Caption #55
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:11	Caption #535
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:10	Caption #227
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:09	Caption #266
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:08	Caption #254
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:07	Caption #181
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:06	Caption #866
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:05	Caption #531
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:04	Caption #277
Mr. Noname	Lurker	13:00:03	Caption #498
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:58	Caption #344
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:55	Caption #367
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:54	Caption #593
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:53	Caption #00
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:52	Caption #477
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:51	Caption #761
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:50	Caption #431
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:49	Caption #122
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:48	Caption #357
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:47	Caption #498
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:46	Caption #81
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:45	Caption #613
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:44	Caption #144
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:43	Caption #101
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:42	Caption #310
Mr. Noname	Lurker	12:59:41	Caption #457