Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 08/09/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Having been caged for years by herself, Koko was getting horny. VERY horny. Her womanly lust finally exploded one hot summer night when she realized her beloved kitten "Mrs. Pacthes," was actually "MR Patches." Fueld by the excitment of sexual discovery, the couple frantically humped the night away, knowing that their relationship couldn't last.

The next morning, zoo keepers took Mr. Pacthes away, but not before he had fufilled his biological imperative. 9 months later, his seed sprung forth from Koko's womb. The new feline-gorilla, or "felorilla" as it is called, was an inspiration to other cross-species romances.

Most notably, the remarkable "squorse," born to a horse mother and squirrel father.

(You should have seen the little guy go!
He made all the other squirrels proud...)

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 60 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:42 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:41 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:40 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:39 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:37 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:36 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:35 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:34 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:33 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:32 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:31 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:29 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:26 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:25 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:22 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:20 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:19 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:17 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:16 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:15 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:15 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:12 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:09 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:06 Caption #892

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:05 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:04 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:55:01 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:59 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:55 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:54 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:53 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:49 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:45 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:44 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:39 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:38 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:36 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:35 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:34 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:33 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:29 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:28 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:25 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:24 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:23 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:20 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:19 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:16 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:13 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:12 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:09 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:03 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:54:02 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:55 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:51 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:45 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:44 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:23 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:53:13 Caption #788

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 3 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Hee hee hee, I like the squorse.
<Kumiho> Sorry, meant Teh New Sexy
<ajiav>

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post