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Most Emailed Photos - 08/09/2004 by guyPaulo
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Having been caged for years by herself, Koko was getting horny. VERY horny. Her womanly lust finally exploded one hot summer night when she realized her beloved kitten "Mrs. Pacthes," was actually "MR Patches." Fueld by the excitment of sexual discovery, the couple frantically humped the night away, knowing that their relationship couldn't last.

The next morning, zoo keepers took Mr. Pacthes away, but not before he had fufilled his biological imperative. 9 months later, his seed sprung forth from Koko's womb. The new feline-gorilla, or "felorilla" as it is called, was an inspiration to other cross-species romances.

Most notably, the remarkable "squorse," born to a horse mother and squirrel father.

(You should have seen the little guy go!
He made all the other squirrels proud...)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Hee hee hee, I like the squorse.
<Kumiho> Sorry, meant Teh New Sexy
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