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Most Emailed Photos - 08/01/2004 by Roger Mexico
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The Cotton-candy Official Marketing Enterprise has determined that increased market share will depend crucially on new and innovative packaging formats.

Here, Fuzz-Fun Inc. CEO Ralph "Termie" Nadir instructs his spin-drum elves to develop new marketing ploys or hit the candyland highway.

Among the first new novelty formats to roll out this Summer: "Hand-Spun Mammary Madness" - Cotton Candy Implants!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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