[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by mypalmike
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2,005 AD

With no advance warning, an asteroid destroys mankind in the blink of an eye.

2,203,321 AD

A human-like race evolved from cockroaches excavates the remains of the Pentagon. A once peaceful people learn how to use weapons against each other, and the world erupts in chaos and war.

2,203,322 AD

A species of creatures similar to tigers, but evolved from dung beetles, discovers the joys of cannibalism.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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