With Martha off to the zoo, I stuck around to show the masseurs my latest detection techniques. They started me off with "hide the salami." |
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My staying power is legendary. Any time I get close to full throttle blowing out my carbs, I just turn my third eye toward images of toons in spandex . . the girls were amazed and couldn't get enough of my probing interrogation! |
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But our little aromatherapy session came to an abrupt end when Geoffrey, Martha's human floorlamp, got overexcited, through off his lampshade, and demanded sloppy seconds! |
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