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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003

by Cliff Yablonski

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Saddam Bin Laden action figure set comes with everything you see here, batteries not included, some details may not apply.

Sammy McDipshit gives himself his own wedgie, as north appletons man-train team prances out onto the field. He thought maybe if he did it himself I would spare him, but I still managed to crush his spine with a piece of the bleachers.

McDonald's elf and greaseburger queen demand full access to the buffet!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> ?
<yoyology> Not a lot of continuity there, Clifford.
<GclefNatalie>
<deedee>
<Axolotl> So now we're getting entries from ficticious persons from other websites? Note that he did the same thing to these captions he does on his own site.
...www.somethingawful.com...
<Lauren> I don't know, Axolotl, the last caption on page 42 is actually kinda funny....
<Little Bee> ...oh, Lord help us all. Thank God I didn't just eat before seeing his self-hating photos!
<Clem> little too much for me
<Roger Mexico> Too many words! My head hurts!
<Lauren> Roger, I thought your head always hurt.

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