[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/08/2006 by Mort
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The crab nebula,

the rash of stars,

the reason why the lady won't sleep with Eddie Van Halen.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Kumiho> Woot! A new set already! Mort must love us!
<reddman> more fun! Mort Funicus! Monkies rule!
<mypalmike> Is that really E.V.H.?
<reddman> No...it's Alice Cooper.
<JP> The woman is Sammy Hagar.
<JP> The crab is David Lee Roth.


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