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Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by Mort
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I AM THE BIG ROCK OF DESTRUCTION



PESKY HUMANS YOU CAN NOT DIG A HOLE DEEP ENOUGH TO ESCAPE MY DEVASTATION



UH OH TIGERS

run away run away
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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i have decided to abolish punctuation

what good is it anyway
There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Punctuation is the human equivalent of the tags in HTML.
<Kumiho> this looks like the fish I caught the one time I was taken fishing

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Anonymous Coward> aswellasgettingridofpunctuationletsdropspacesandcapitalizationtoothatwillmakeallthedifference
<David Byrden> Why don't we get rid of spelling, because then dsoi jkfw lkjwer sa fdposid sjk rfkew fdsjkls?
<mypalmike> I just found out that zebra mussels affect everyone. ...wwwaux.cerc.cr.usgs.gov...
<3Suns> That looks like the 26th in a series of silly public-service announcements.
<ajiav> I think punctuation is okay, spelling, too. Grammar is the fun thing to play with.
<guyPaulo> Do zebra mussels taste good?
<3Suns> They're about the size of pistachios, guyp. Not exactly convenient, even if they did taste good.
<Kumiho> bet you could make a decent broth from them tho'
<Carol> ajiav grammar ARE the fun thing
<Nick> "Grammar is the fun thing to play with." Shame on you ending the sentence with a preposition! Playing with grammar is fun to do!
<Der> Blah Blah Blah...M!
<guyPaulo> I ain't got no dang use for no grammer! Y'all can take yer high-falutin' book-learnin' and kiss my grits!
<ajiav> if no first spake grammar proper monkeys un-understand ajiav's point when
<David Byrden> Grammar serves two functions; one, as a courtesy to the listener, it eases the task of deciphering what is said; and second, as a practical matter, it disambiguates the communication.
<guyPaulo> Ohhh yesssss......"disambiguate"...that sounds awful sexy....mmmmmmmm baby......
<Axolotl> Everybody, wish my friend a happy birthday!
<Everybody> Happy birthday, Axolotl's friend!
<JulieK> Mort today's comic is the best ever! (Happy birthday axolotl's friend)


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