[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I AM THE BIG ROCK OF DESTRUCTION



PESKY HUMANS YOU CAN NOT DIG A HOLE DEEP ENOUGH TO ESCAPE MY DEVASTATION



UH OH TIGERS

run away run away
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 287 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:42Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:41Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:37Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:35Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:30Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:24Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:20Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:15Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:10Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:08Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:07Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:05Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:02Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:01Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:00Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:59Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:49Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:43Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:41Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:40Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:33Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:30Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:28Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:21Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:16Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:13Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:12Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:11Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:07Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:05Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:57Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:56Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:54Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:53Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:52Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:51Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:44Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:43Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:40Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:39Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:37Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:30Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:29Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:28Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:26Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:25Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:24Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:14Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:13Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:12Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:10Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:09Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:03Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:01Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:00Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:59Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:55Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:47Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:45Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:44Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:43Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:38Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:34Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:33Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:27Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:26Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:21Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:20Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:19Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:04Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:57Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:56Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:53Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:52Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:51Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:49Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:48Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:44Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:42Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:40Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:37Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:36Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:20Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:17Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:16Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:13Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:03Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:58Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:57Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:53Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:50Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:48Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:41Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:39Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:38Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:37Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:27Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:24Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:20Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:18Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:13Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:01Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:56Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:54Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:53Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:49Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:42Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:38Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:29Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:26Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:20Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:18Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:16Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:13Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:12Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:11Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:10Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:09Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:55Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:54Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:49Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:47Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:40Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:30Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:28Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:27Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:25Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:22Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:20Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:19Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:18Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:16Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:15Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:14Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:13Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:12Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:11Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:10Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:09Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:08Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:07Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:05Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:04Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:03Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:02Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:01Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:00Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:56Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:55Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:54Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:52Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:50Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:49Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:47Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:45Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:44Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:42Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:41Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:40Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:39Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:38Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:36Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:35Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:32Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:31Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:30Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:28Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:26Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:25Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:21Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:20Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:19Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:16Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:15Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:14Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:12Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:11Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:10Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:05Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:04Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:03Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:02Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:01Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker10:21:00Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:57Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:56Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:55Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:54Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:53Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:52Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:50Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:43Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:42Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:41Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:40Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:38Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:37Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:34Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:31Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:28Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:27Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:24Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:21Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:17Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:16Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:15Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:14Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:12Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:11Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:09Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:07Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:06Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:05Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:04Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:03Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:02Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker10:20:00Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:58Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:57Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:56Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:55Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:54Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:53Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:52Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:49Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:48Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:47Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:46Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:44Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker10:19:43Caption #842

Board [Post Message]



i have decided to abolish punctuation

what good is it anyway
There are 20 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Punctuation is the human equivalent of the tags in HTML.
<Kumiho> this looks like the fish I caught the one time I was taken fishing

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Anonymous Coward> aswellasgettingridofpunctuationletsdropspacesandcapitalizationtoothatwillmakeallthedifference
<David Byrden> Why don't we get rid of spelling, because then dsoi jkfw lkjwer sa fdposid sjk rfkew fdsjkls?
<mypalmike> I just found out that zebra mussels affect everyone. ...wwwaux.cerc.cr.usgs.gov...
<3Suns> That looks like the 26th in a series of silly public-service announcements.
<ajiav> I think punctuation is okay, spelling, too. Grammar is the fun thing to play with.
<guyPaulo> Do zebra mussels taste good?
<3Suns> They're about the size of pistachios, guyp. Not exactly convenient, even if they did taste good.
<Kumiho> bet you could make a decent broth from them tho'
<Carol> ajiav grammar ARE the fun thing
<Nick> "Grammar is the fun thing to play with." Shame on you ending the sentence with a preposition! Playing with grammar is fun to do!
<Der> Blah Blah Blah...M!
<guyPaulo> I ain't got no dang use for no grammer! Y'all can take yer high-falutin' book-learnin' and kiss my grits!
<ajiav> if no first spake grammar proper monkeys un-understand ajiav's point when
<David Byrden> Grammar serves two functions; one, as a courtesy to the listener, it eases the task of deciphering what is said; and second, as a practical matter, it disambiguates the communication.
<guyPaulo> Ohhh yesssss......"disambiguate"...that sounds awful sexy....mmmmmmmm baby......
<Axolotl> Everybody, wish my friend a happy birthday!
<Everybody> Happy birthday, Axolotl's friend!
<JulieK> Mort today's comic is the best ever! (Happy birthday axolotl's friend)


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post