[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 231 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:16Caption #-86
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:15Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:13Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:12Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:08Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:07Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:06Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:05Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:04Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker08:49:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:59Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:56Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:55Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:49Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:48Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:39Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:37Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:30Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:29Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:27Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:26Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:25Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:23Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:22Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:12Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:07Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker08:48:00Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:56Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:50Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:49Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:43Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:41Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:40Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:39Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:36Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:35Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:32Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:31Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:28Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:21Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:20Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:18Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:15Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:14Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:13Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:09Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:08Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:07Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:06Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:04Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:02Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker08:47:00Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:59Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:57Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:55Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:51Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:50Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:49Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:47Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:45Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:44Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:43Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:42Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:41Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:39Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:38Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:37Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:36Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:34Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:31Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:30Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:28Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:26Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:24Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:22Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:21Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:19Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:14Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:11Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:06Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker08:46:03Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:57Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:51Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:45Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:41Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:40Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:32Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:28Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:24Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:16Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:15Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:12Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:11Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:10Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker08:45:03Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:58Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:50Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:49Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:47Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:44Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:43Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:40Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:37Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:36Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:34Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:33Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:29Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:28Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:23Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:19Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:17Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:09Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:07Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:05Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:04Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:03Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:02Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker08:44:00Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:58Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:56Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:54Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:53Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:50Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:49Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:48Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:46Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:43Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:41Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:36Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:32Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:30Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:23Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:22Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:17Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:13Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:12Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:04Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:02Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker08:43:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:56Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:55Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:52Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:48Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:43Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:40Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:37Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:35Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:33Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:30Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:25Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:24Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:22Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:17Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:15Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:14Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:12Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:10Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:08Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:07Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:06Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:02Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker08:42:00Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:59Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:58Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:56Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:50Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:49Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:47Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:44Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:42Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:34Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:28Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:22Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:21Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:19Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:18Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:17Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:16Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:13Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:09Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:08Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:04Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:02Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker08:41:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:57Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:51Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:49Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:46Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:43Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:42Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:41Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:38Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:37Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:34Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:28Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:21Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:20Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:15Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:14Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:10Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:09Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:06Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker08:40:02Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:57Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:49Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:48Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:39Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:37Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:32Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:28Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:22Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:17Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker08:39:16Caption #654

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post