[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 217 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:10Caption #-81
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:08Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:03Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:02Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:01Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:59Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:58Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:57Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:56Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:55Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:48Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:46Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:41Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:38Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:36Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:29Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:28Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:26Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:25Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:24Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:24Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:23Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:21Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:20Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:19Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:18Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:17Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:16Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:15Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:11Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:10Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:06Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:04Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:58Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:56Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:55Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:54Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:53Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:52Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:51Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:50Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:49Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:48Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:47Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:46Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:45Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:44Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:42Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:41Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:40Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:39Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:38Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:34Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:30Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:29Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:28Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:26Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:24Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:23Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:21Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:20Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:19Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:15Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:14Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:13Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:12Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:11Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:10Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:09Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:08Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:07Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:06Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:03Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:59Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:56Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:54Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:53Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:52Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:49Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:48Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:46Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:44Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:41Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:39Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:34Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:30Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:27Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:26Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:25Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:23Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:22Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:06Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:04Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:03Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker11:43:02Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:59Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:54Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:48Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:43Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:42Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:39Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:36Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:35Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:34Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:29Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:28Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:27Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:26Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:17Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:16Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:14Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:12Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:11Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:10Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:42:02Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:58Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:51Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:37Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:34Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:28Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:22Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:21Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:20Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:16Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:15Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:13Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:06Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:41:05Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:59Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:57Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:55Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:52Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:39Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:38Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:37Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:30Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:29Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:22Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:21Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:15Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:14Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:04Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker11:40:00Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:57Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:55Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:52Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:50Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:49Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:42Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:41Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:38Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:37Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:36Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:30Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:16Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:07Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:06Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:04Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:39:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:59Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:52Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:49Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:37Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:36Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:33Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:31Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:29Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:28Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:27Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:25Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:24Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:23Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:21Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:18Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:17Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:38:05Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:45Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:44Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:30Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:22Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:21Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:17Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:15Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:09Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker11:37:05Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:59Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:57Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:56Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:52Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:51Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:46Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:43Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:33Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:29Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:28Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker11:36:25Caption #381

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post