Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/25/2005

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Not only will our new mars lander easily navigate smaller hills...

we have built in many features and benefits that.....

will also easily run on the steepest terrain.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<David Byrden> Can we have a rule against the machine being a sex toy?

<Mort> There goes 91% of the jokes.

<Kumiho> Let people make of it what they want. Makes it more interesting in the long run.

<What?> Thank you all. I will donate my winnings to Mayor Hickenlooper.

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