[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 96 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:42Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:41Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:40Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:38Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:37Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:36Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:35Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:34Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:33Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:32Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:31Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:30Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:22Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:20Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:18Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:09Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:08Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:07Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:06Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:05Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:04Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:03Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:02Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:49:01Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:53Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:52Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:51Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:50Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:49Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:48Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:47Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:46Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:43Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:42Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:41Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:40Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:39Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:38Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:37Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:36Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:35Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:34Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:31Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:29Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:26Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:20Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:15Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:07Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:02Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker01:48:00Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:59Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:58Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:57Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:56Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:54Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:53Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:52Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:48Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:43Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:42Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:41Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:38Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:35Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:32Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:29Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:28Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:27Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:26Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:25Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:23Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:22Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:17Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:13Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:12Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:11Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:10Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:09Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:08Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:07Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:06Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:05Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:03Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:02Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker01:47:00Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:59Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:58Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:57Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:55Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:54Caption #997
Mr. NonameLurker01:46:53Caption #535

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post