[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 130 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:47Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:46Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:44Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:43Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:42Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:41Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:40Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:39Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:38Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:36Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:35Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:34Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:32Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:31Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:29Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:28Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:27Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:26Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:25Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:24Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:23Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:22Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:21Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:20Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:19Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:18Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:17Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:16Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:15Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:14Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:13Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:12Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:09Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:08Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:07Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:06Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:05Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:04Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:03Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:02Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:01Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker01:08:00Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:59Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:58Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:57Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:56Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:55Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:54Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:53Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:50Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:49Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:47Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:46Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:44Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:42Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:40Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:39Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:38Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:37Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:36Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:35Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:33Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:32Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:31Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:30Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:29Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:27Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:26Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:25Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:24Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:22Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:21Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:20Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:19Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:17Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:16Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:15Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:14Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:13Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:12Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:11Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:10Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:09Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:08Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:07Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:06Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:05Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:04Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:03Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:02Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:01Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:07:00Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:59Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:58Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:56Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:55Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:54Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:53Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:51Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:50Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:49Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:47Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:46Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:45Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:44Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:43Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:42Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:41Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:40Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:39Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:38Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:37Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:37Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:35Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:34Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:33Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:32Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:31Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:30Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:29Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker01:06:28Caption #353

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post