[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 133 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:50Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:49Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:47Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:45Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:44Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:43Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:42Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:38Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:37Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:36Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:35Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:34Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:33Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:32Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:31Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:30Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:29Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:27Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:26Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:25Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:24Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:22Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:21Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:20Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:19Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:18Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:17Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:16Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:15Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:14Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:13Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:12Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:11Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:10Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:09Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:05Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:01Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:00Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:58Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:56Caption #964
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:53Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:52Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:46Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:43Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:42Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:40Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:39Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:38Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:36Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:35Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:34Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:33Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:32Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:31Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:30Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:28Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:27Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:26Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:25Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:24Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:15Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:13Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:12Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:11Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:10Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:08Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:07Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:00Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:55Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:44Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:43Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:42Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:40Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:33Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:32Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:31Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:29Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:28Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:27Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:26Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:25Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:24Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:23Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:22Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:21Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:20Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:19Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:18Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:16Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:15Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:14Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:11Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:10Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:09Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:08Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:07Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:06Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:05Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:04Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:02Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:01Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:00Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:58Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:54Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:53Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:50Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:49Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:47Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:46Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:45Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:44Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:43Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:42Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:41Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:40Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:39Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:38Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:37Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:34Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:33Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:31Caption #314

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post