Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."

(Bathroom Mania)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 169 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:45 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:44 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:43 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:42 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:41 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:40 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:39 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:38 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:37 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:36 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:35 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:34 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:33 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:32 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:30 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:26 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:24 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:22 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:18 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:17 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:16 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:15 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:14 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:13 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:12 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:11 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:10 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:09 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:08 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:07 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:06 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:05 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:04 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:03 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:02 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:01 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:18:00 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:59 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:58 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:57 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:55 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:53 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:49 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:48 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:46 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:45 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:36 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:35 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:34 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:33 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:32 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:31 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:30 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:29 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:28 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:27 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:26 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:25 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:24 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:23 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:22 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:21 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:20 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:19 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:18 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:17 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:16 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:14 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:13 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:12 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:11 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:10 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:09 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:04 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:03 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:02 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:01 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:00 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:59 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:58 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:57 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:56 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:55 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:54 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:53 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:52 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:51 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:50 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:49 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:48 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:47 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:46 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:45 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:44 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:43 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:42 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:41 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:40 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:39 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:38 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:37 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:36 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:35 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:34 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:33 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:32 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:31 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:30 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:29 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:28 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:27 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:26 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:25 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:24 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:23 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:21 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:20 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:19 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:16 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:15 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:13 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:10 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:09 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:08 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:07 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:04 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:03 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:01 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:00 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:58 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:57 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:56 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:55 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:54 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:53 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:52 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:51 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:51 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:49 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:48 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:47 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:46 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:45 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:44 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:43 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:42 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:41 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:40 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:39 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:38 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:37 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:36 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:35 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:34 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:32 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:31 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:30 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:29 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:27 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:26 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:25 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:22 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:21 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:20 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:19 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:18 Caption #628

Board

[Post Message]

OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!

There are 26 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> HA HA HA

 Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."

<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...

 Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..

 I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..

<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...

<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.

 Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!

<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.

<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!

<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!

<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.

<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...

<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.

<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.

<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.

<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.

<yeah> Dude this so is not right

<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.

<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?

<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.

 I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)

<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?

<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post