[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 478 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:13Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:11Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:09Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:06Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:04Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:03Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:02Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:01Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:17:00Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:59Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:58Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:55Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:54Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:52Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:51Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:50Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:46Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:44Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:43Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:41Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:40Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:39Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:36Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:35Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:33Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:32Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:31Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:30Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:29Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:27Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:24Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:23Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:22Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:20Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:17Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:16Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:15Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:14Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:13Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:09Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:08Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:07Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:06Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:04Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:02Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:01Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker07:16:00Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:59Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:56Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:55Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:54Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:52Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:51Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:50Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:49Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:48Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:45Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:44Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:43Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:39Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:37Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:36Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:35Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:34Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:33Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:32Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:31Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:30Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:29Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:27Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:26Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:25Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:24Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:23Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:22Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:21Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:20Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:19Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:17Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:16Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:15Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:14Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:12Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:11Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:10Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:09Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:08Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:07Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:05Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:02Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:01Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker07:15:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:59Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:58Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:57Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:55Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:54Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:53Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:51Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:50Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:48Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:47Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:44Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:42Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:41Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:40Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:39Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:36Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:35Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:34Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:33Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:31Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:30Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:29Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:28Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:27Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:26Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:23Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:22Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:20Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:19Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:16Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:15Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:14Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:13Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:12Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:11Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:10Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:09Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:07Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:06Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:05Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:03Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:01Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:00Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:59Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:57Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:56Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:55Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:52Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:51Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:50Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:49Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:47Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:46Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:45Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:44Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:43Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:40Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:39Caption #971
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:37Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:36Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:35Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:34Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:32Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:31Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:30Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:29Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:28Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:27Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:26Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:25Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:24Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:23Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:20Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:19Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:16Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:15Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:13Caption #985
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:12Caption #-58
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:07Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:06Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:05Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:04Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:03Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:13:01Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:59Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:57Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:56Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:55Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:54Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:53Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:52Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:51Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:49Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:47Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:46Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:45Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:43Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:42Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:40Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:39Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:37Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:36Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:34Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:31Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:30Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:29Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:27Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:26Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:24Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:23Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:22Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:21Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:20Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:19Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:18Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:17Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:16Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:15Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:14Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:13Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:12Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:11Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:10Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:09Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:08Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:07Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:06Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:04Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:03Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:59Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:57Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:55Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:54Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:51Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:49Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:47Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:46Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:44Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:40Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:39Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:36Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:34Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:33Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:31Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:29Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:24Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:23Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:22Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:20Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:19Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:18Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:17Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:16Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:14Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:13Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:12Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:11Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:09Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:07Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:06Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:04Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:03Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:01Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:00Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:58Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:57Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:56Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:55Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:54Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:53Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:51Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:50Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:48Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:46Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:44Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:43Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:41Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:40Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:39Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:38Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:37Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:35Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:34Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:30Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:29Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:28Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:27Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:26Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:25Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:24Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:23Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:20Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:19Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:16Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:15Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:12Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:11Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:10Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:08Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:07Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:06Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:04Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:02Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:00Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:58Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:56Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:53Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:52Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:51Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:49Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:44Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:43Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:42Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:41Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:40Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:39Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:38Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:37Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:36Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:35Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:33Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:32Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:31Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:30Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:29Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:28Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:27Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:26Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:25Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:24Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:21Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:20Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:18Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:17Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:14Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:13Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:12Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:11Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:10Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:09Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:08Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:07Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:06Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:05Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:04Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:03Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:02Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:01Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:00Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:59Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:58Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:57Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:56Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:55Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:54Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:51Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:50Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:48Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:48Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:46Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:45Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:44Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:43Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:41Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:40Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:39Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:38Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:35Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:33Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:32Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:30Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:29Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:28Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:27Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:26Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:24Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:23Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:21Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:20Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:19Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:18Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:17Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:14Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:12Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:11Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:10Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:09Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:08Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:08Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:05Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:04Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:03Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:02Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:01Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:00Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:59Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:56Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:55Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:54Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:53Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:52Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:50Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:48Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:41Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:40Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:39Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:38Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:37Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:36Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:35Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:32Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:31Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:29Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:27Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:26Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:25Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:21Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:20Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:17Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:16Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:15Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:14Caption #669

Board [Post Message]



OMG!!1!! A joke on Mostemailed, it must be a first!!


There are 26 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<Mark> Okay .. it's CAPTION TIME! I'm tanked up on red wine and it's time to let fly. Mort, if you will allow me, I hereby decree this day as BITTER AND TWISTED day.

Well, it'll be that for me atleast ...

<Carol> That's kind of redundant isn't it? Kind of like "Crass Day."
<ElvisThePelvis> Excellent caption...bitter and twisted day it is...
<Mark> Come on Elvis .. I want to see something twisted. Well, more twisted than normal ..
<Mark> I'm going interstate in 10 hours .. see my sister get married (again) .. please, give me something to chuckle over whilst I'm there. I mean .. sheesh .. it's a friggin 50's "happy says" wedding, complete with Elvis holding the cerimony. I'm going to need help with this one guys ..
<ElvieThePelvis> Shit I'm late for that wedding...
<Carol> Please someone tell me what famous painting that koala pose reminds me of. It's going to drive me bats.
<Mark> Hey, I just read up on the koala thing .. it happened outside of Chirchill, Victoria, Australia .. Man, I used work at Monash Uni out there a few years back, and spent some 6 years growing up out there. Freaky!
<guyPaulo> Mark is already on his 2nd bottle of burgundy.
<guyPaulo> I'll be leaving shortly for a business trip out of town and won't be back till Monday. Have a good weekend all!
<Lauren> Message to pessimist Mark: May you sister's wedding be less awful than you are probably hoping it will be.

Have a great trip, guy. We'll miss you.

<Lauren> Oh, yeh, I know that joke, Mort!!11!
<Kumiho> Sorry guys, I just can't make this one work.
<Kumiho> How's this for scary?
...home.pacbell.net...
<mountaineer> Hug the puffball. Love the puffball.
<Mort> If ever my hair gets confused and leaves my head forever, then I shall place a puffball on my head and colour it blue.
<mountaineer> The claws will surely hold it in place. You would only have to provide a, um, receptacle for, um, things.
<Mort> I heard that it was a healthy source of vitamin B16, and is very similar to carrot juice.
<yeah> Dude this so is not right
<Dude> Yeah, it is messed up big time.
<Mort> Dammit why do I always mess up?
<3Suns> probably because you have an angora rabbit on your head and you can't see.
<Mark> I for one welcome our new angora rabbit overlords (on a side note .. T minus 2 hrs until I'm out of here)
<Lauren> I miss mypalmike. anyone know where he got to?
<3Suns> I think we scared him off last week with our "Make fun of mypalmike day". Not that it wasn't his idea in the first place...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post