[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 324 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:58Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:57Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:56Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:52Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:45Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:41Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:38Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:37Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:36Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:35Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:34Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:30Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:29Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:27Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:26Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:23Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:22Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:21Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:20Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:19Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:18Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:17Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:16Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:15Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:13Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:12Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:10Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:09Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:08Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:07Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:05Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:04Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:03Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:02Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:01Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker14:44:00Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:58Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:57Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:56Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:55Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:53Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:52Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:51Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:49Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:44Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:43Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:42Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:41Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:40Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:38Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:37Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:36Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:35Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:33Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:31Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:28Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:25Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:23Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:19Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:18Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:17Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:16Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:15Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:14Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:13Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:11Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:09Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:06Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:05Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker14:43:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:58Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:57Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:56Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:52Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:51Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:50Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:41Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:39Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:36Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:35Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:34Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:33Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:32Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:30Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:29Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:26Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:25Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:24Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:22Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:19Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:18Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:17Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:16Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:15Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:12Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:09Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:07Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:05Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:04Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:02Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:42:01Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:58Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:57Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:52Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:51Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:50Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:49Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:46Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:44Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:43Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:42Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:38Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:35Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:29Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:28Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:27Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:23Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:21Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:19Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:12Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:10Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:09Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:03Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:02Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:01Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:41:00Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:58Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:57Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:54Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:53Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:52Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:51Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:40Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:37Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:36Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:35Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:34Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:33Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:32Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:30Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:28Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:24Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:23Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:22Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:20Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:19Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:17Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:15Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:14Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:13Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:11Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:06Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:02Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker14:40:00Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:56Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:55Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:50Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:49Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:41Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:40Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:37Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:35Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:34Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:29Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:23Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:20Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:18Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:15Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:14Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:13Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:10Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:06Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:02Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:39:00Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:59Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:57Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:55Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:51Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:45Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:41Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:40Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:34Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:33Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:32Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:31Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:29Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:28Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:27Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:25Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:24Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:23Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:22Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:20Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:17Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:15Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:14Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:13Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:12Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:11Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:06Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:05Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:04Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:38:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:59Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:55Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:50Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:48Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:46Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:44Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:42Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:38Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:37Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:31Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:29Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:28Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:26Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:24Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:23Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:22Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:21Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:20Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:19Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:18Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:17Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:16Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:15Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:14Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:13Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:11Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:09Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:08Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:04Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:03Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:02Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker14:37:00Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:59Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:57Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:54Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:53Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:52Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:50Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:48Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:39Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:38Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:36Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:35Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:34Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:32Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:29Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:28Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:27Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:26Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:24Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:23Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:21Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:19Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:17Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:14Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:10Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:09Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:08Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:05Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:03Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:02Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:01Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:36:00Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:59Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:57Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:56Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:55Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:49Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:44Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:41Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:40Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:38Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:37Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:36Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:33Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:32Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:31Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:30Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:29Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:27Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:26Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:25Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:24Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:17Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:16Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:12Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:11Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:10Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:03Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:01Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker14:35:00Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:34:59Caption #120

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post