[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 290 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:36Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:33Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:28Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:27Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:26Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:21Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:20Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:19Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:18Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:15Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:13Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:12Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:08Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:07Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:06Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:04Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker08:00:01Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:59Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:57Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:55Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:54Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:53Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:48Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:46Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:45Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:42Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:38Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:36Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:35Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:34Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:32Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:31Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:30Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:28Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:24Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:23Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:19Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:17Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:14Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:13Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:12Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:09Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:08Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:07Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:03Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:02Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker07:59:00Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:59Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:58Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:56Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:55Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:52Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:51Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:49Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:47Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:44Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:42Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:41Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:38Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:31Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:28Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:26Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:23Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:22Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:19Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:18Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:16Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:14Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:13Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:12Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:11Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:10Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:09Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:08Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:07Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:04Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker07:58:03Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:59Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:57Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:56Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:54Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:52Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:51Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:49Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:46Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:45Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:43Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:42Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:40Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:37Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:36Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:35Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:33Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:32Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:29Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:28Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:21Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:20Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:16Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:15Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:14Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:12Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:11Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:09Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:08Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:06Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:05Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:04Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:57:00Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:55Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:54Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:53Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:48Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:44Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:40Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:38Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:37Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:36Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:35Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:33Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:32Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:29Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:26Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:24Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:19Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:18Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:17Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:16Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:11Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:09Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:06Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:04Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:03Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:02Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker07:56:00Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:55Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:53Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:52Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:46Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:42Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:39Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:36Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:35Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:32Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:31Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:30Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:28Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:26Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:23Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:22Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:20Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:19Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:17Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:12Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:11Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:08Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:05Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:02Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:01Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:55:00Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:59Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:58Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:57Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:56Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:54Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:52Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:49Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:48Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:46Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:43Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:41Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:40Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:39Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:36Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:35Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:32Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:31Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:27Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:23Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:21Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:19Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:17Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:15Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:13Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:12Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:11Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:06Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:04Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:02Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker07:54:01Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:56Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:55Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:54Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:52Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:47Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:46Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:42Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:36Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:35Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:33Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:32Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:28Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:24Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:16Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:15Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:13Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:07Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:06Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:05Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:04Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:02Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker07:53:00Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:56Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:55Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:51Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:46Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:43Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:40Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:35Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:32Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:31Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:28Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:23Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:19Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:18Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:17Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:16Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:13Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:12Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:09Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:08Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:04Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker07:52:01Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:58Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:56Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:54Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:53Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:51Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:49Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:48Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:47Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:45Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:44Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:39Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:35Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:32Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:30Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:28Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:19Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:18Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:16Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:15Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:14Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:11Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:10Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:07Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:05Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:04Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:03Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker07:51:00Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:59Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:57Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:55Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:51Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:48Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:47Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:43Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:42Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:41Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:40Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker07:50:36Caption #583

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post