[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 323 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:30Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:28Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:25Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:20Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:19Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:18Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:17Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:16Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:14Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:11Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:06Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:09:00Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:59Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:58Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:57Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:56Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:55Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:54Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:53Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:52Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:51Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:50Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:46Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:44Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:43Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:40Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:36Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:32Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:31Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:30Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:29Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:28Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:26Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:25Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:23Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:22Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:12Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:10Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:09Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:08Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:07Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:06Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:03Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:02Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:01Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:08:00Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:59Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:58Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:57Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:54Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:53Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:51Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:50Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:49Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:47Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:46Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:44Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:43Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:42Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:41Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:39Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:36Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:35Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:32Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:31Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:30Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:29Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:27Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:26Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:25Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:24Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:22Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:21Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:18Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:14Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:13Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:12Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:10Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:08Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:07Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:06Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:04Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:03Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:02Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:01Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:07:00Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:59Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:57Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:54Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:53Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:52Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:51Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:50Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:48Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:46Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:42Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:39Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:38Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:36Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:35Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:34Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:33Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:26Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:18Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:16Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:15Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:14Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:13Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:12Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:03Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:02Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:06:01Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:57Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:56Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:55Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:54Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:53Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:51Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:49Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:48Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:46Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:43Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:41Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:40Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:39Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:32Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:31Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:30Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:29Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:28Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:27Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:23Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:17Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:16Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:15Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:14Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:12Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:10Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:09Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:08Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:07Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:06Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:03Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:02Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:01Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:05:00Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:59Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:57Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:56Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:45Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:43Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:42Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:40Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:39Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:36Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:34Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:32Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:31Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:30Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:29Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:26Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:21Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:20Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:19Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:18Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:17Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:16Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:15Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:14Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:13Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:12Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:11Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:10Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:09Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:07Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:05Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:03Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:01Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker14:04:00Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:58Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:57Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:56Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:55Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:52Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:49Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:48Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:47Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:46Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:42Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:37Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:34Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:33Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:32Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:31Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:30Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:28Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:25Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:24Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:23Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:21Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:18Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:17Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:14Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:13Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:12Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:11Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:10Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:05Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:04Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:02Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:01Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:00Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:54Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:50Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:42Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:39Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:38Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:37Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:26Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:25Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:23Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:22Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:20Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:19Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:18Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:17Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:16Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:15Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:14Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:13Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:12Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:04Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:59Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:57Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:55Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:52Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:48Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:47Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:45Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:44Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:43Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:41Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:34Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:29Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:22Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:21Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:20Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:19Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:18Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:14Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:13Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:11Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:10Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:09Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:55Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:54Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:53Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:44Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:43Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:42Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:41Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:35Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:33Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:30Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:29Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:28Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:22Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:21Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:18Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:08Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:02Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:01Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:57Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:56Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:53Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:50Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:49Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:48Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:47Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:44Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:42Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:41Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:40Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:39Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:38Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:37Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:36Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:35Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:34Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:32Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:31Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:30Caption #389

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post