[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 388 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:21Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:20Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:19Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:17Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:12Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:11Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:08Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:07Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:06Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:05Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:04Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:02Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker04:36:00Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:58Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:57Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:55Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:53Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:51Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:49Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:48Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:47Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:46Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:45Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:43Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:42Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:41Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:40Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:38Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:36Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:35Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:34Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:32Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:31Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:30Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:29Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:27Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:23Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:22Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:20Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:19Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:15Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:11Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:05Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:04Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:03Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:01Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker04:35:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:59Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:57Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:56Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:55Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:51Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:47Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:45Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:43Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:41Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:40Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:39Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:37Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:36Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:35Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:34Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:33Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:31Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:27Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:26Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:25Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:22Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:21Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:20Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:19Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:18Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:15Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:14Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:10Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:06Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:03Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:01Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker04:34:00Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:59Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:58Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:57Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:56Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:55Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:54Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:52Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:51Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:48Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:44Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:40Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:35Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:34Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:33Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:31Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:29Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:27Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:25Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:24Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:23Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:21Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:19Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:14Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:13Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:12Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:11Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:10Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:09Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:07Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:06Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:04Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:02Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:01Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker04:33:00Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:59Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:58Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:57Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:56Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:54Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:48Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:47Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:46Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:39Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:36Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:35Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:32Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:30Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:29Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:28Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:27Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:23Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:21Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:19Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:18Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:17Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:15Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:13Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:12Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:11Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:10Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:09Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:07Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:05Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:04Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:03Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:02Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker04:32:00Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:58Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:56Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:55Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:54Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:51Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:49Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:47Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:46Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:43Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:40Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:40Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:38Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:37Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:35Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:28Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:27Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:25Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:24Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:20Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:19Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:16Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:15Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:14Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:13Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:10Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:09Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:08Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:03Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:31:01Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:59Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:58Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:57Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:54Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:53Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:52Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:50Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:49Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:48Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:47Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:45Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:44Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:42Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:39Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:38Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:35Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:34Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:31Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:27Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:23Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:21Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:20Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:19Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:18Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:15Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:12Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:11Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:10Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:09Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:08Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:07Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:06Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:05Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:04Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:03Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:30:00Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:57Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:56Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:55Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:53Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:52Caption #-72
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:51Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:49Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:48Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:46Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:45Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:44Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:43Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:39Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:38Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:35Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:33Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:32Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:31Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:30Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:29Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:28Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:27Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:23Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:22Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:21Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:20Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:19Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:18Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:16Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:15Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:14Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:12Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:11Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:10Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:09Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:08Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:07Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:04Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:03Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker04:29:01Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:59Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:57Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:55Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:49Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:47Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:45Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:44Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:43Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:42Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:41Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:40Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:39Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:38Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:36Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:35Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:34Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:31Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:30Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:29Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:27Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:23Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:22Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:19Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:15Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:12Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:11Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:08Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:04Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:03Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker04:28:00Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:59Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:57Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:56Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:53Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:52Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:51Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:49Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:48Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:47Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:46Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:45Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:44Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:42Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:41Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:40Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:38Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:37Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:34Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:32Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:31Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:30Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:29Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:26Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:23Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:20Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:19Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:18Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:17Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:15Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:11Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:10Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:09Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:07Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:03Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:02Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:01Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker04:27:00Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:59Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:58Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:56Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:54Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:53Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:52Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:51Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:48Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:47Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:44Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:43Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:41Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:40Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:39Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:38Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:35Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:33Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:32Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:29Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:28Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:27Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:25Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:24Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:23Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:22Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker04:26:21Caption #42

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post