[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 249 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:07Caption #-79
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:06Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:05Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:02Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:57Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:54Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:53Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:50Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:48Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:43Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:42Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:41Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:37Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:36Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:29Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:28Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:27Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:25Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:23Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:22Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:19Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:16Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:08Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:06Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:05Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:04Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:03Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:02Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:01Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:00Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:59Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:58Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:57Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:56Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:51Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:50Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:45Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:41Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:38Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:37Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:34Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:28Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:25Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:24Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:23Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:21Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:20Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:18Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:17Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:12Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:10Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:09Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:07Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:04Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:03Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:02Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:00Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:59Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:57Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:53Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:46Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:42Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:40Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:36Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:34Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:33Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:32Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:31Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:30Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:29Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:28Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:27Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:19Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:14Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:12Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:11Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:09Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:08Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:07Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:03Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:02Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:58Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:54Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:53Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:52Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:50Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:49Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:48Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:44Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:42Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:41Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:40Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:38Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:36Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:33Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:32Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:31Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:30Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:26Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:25Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:21Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:17Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:11Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:09Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:08Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:06Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:05Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:03Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:02Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:56Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:53Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:52Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:49Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:48Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:43Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:41Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:38Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:34Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:33Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:29Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:22Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:20Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:19Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:17Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:16Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:15Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:14Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:09Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:06Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker04:51:00Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:59Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:56Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:55Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:50Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:46Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:44Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:34Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:31Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:26Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:19Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:09Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:08Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker04:50:02Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:57Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:46Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:41Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:38Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:31Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:30Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:27Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:26Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:24Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:23Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:21Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:20Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:19Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:13Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:11Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:06Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker04:49:00Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:57Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:52Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:48Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:41Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:39Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:38Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:31Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:29Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:28Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:26Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:24Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:18Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:15Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:12Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:10Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:09Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:06Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:02Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:01Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker04:48:00Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:55Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:52Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:51Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:50Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:49Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:43Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:42Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:41Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:40Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:40Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:37Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:34Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:33Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:32Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:31Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:27Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:21Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:18Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:17Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:12Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:08Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:07Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:05Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:04Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker04:47:03Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:59Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:52Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:50Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:49Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:46Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:37Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:36Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:35Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:34Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:33Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:32Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:27Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:24Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:23Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:22Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:20Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:19Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:18Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:17Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:16Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:15Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:14Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:13Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:12Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:11Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:10Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:09Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker04:46:08Caption #776

Board [Post Message]


There are 84 messages for this day.
<ajiav> There is 1 message for this day.
<Mort> This week seems oddly quiet.
<mypalmike> I got a job, so I can't MEP full time anymore.
<Mort> Congrats (maybe) Mike! Where did you end up?
<mypalmike> Thanks. I'm at a little company that does game server stuff.
<mypalmike> I wonder if there's a photo for this story... ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Agent Kumi> No, and could they even publish it if there was?
<wtf > wtf is with this site like omg its so lame
<Jo Ramos> Damb those chix look hot I am jerkin it
<christ> thats wrong
<pasddy> hi
<walsh> wheres the hottys
<zazagaze> u are allverry wromg
<yank> do you kno any good porno sites
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<Unfett> Yeah.......News readers
<C12@!G> i luv fit girls !!!!
<horn> get ur pussy and tits out for my huge cock
<like the babes> those babes can be virgin they are to hot

<john> those girls sre dam hot come and get me girlsi need u
<smith> fuck me girls
<yo> i luv cock
<> 
<> i luv booies!
<wana pussy?> ive got one
<wana pussy?> all guys can stick it in me
<wana pussy?> i wana fuck right now w/ a guy!
<wana pussy?> im SO wet
<wana pussy?> and guys wana fuck?
<ap> thats hot girls i want to hump them
<ap> fuck with them
<ap> i love lasbeans
<> i eat pussy
<women lover> i like licking pussy and boobs
<evan> any body wit sexy girl pictures e mail me at bbalstar13@comcast.com and ill send u whtevr u want to
<wana pussy?> ill be ur slave.im a girl.fuck me im so horny!!
<wana pussy?> can i e-mail u pics of me naked, evan?
<sex fiend> i want some pics too
<tom> thoz girls a fuckin hot
<> i hate nigger penis
i raped and killed all your mothers
<Naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<PeNiS> IM GUNNA KILL THOZ BITCHEZ IN RL AND RAPE THERE DEAD BODY
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<naked nig> i fucking want to eat ur asshole and stick a lead pipe up my ass while i watch the weather
<f f> ahowjan.yahoo.com
<f f> 09183735006
<sexy> i want a naked girl pic.
<grant> I Love naked grils
<fuck me plz> im so horney
<fuck me plz> who else is on i need pussy
<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post