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Most Emailed Photos - 08/02/2004 by Mort
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Fed up of praying towards Mecca so many times a day?



Or are you tired of worshiping some dubious body parts of some saints?



Then join the Mormon church where you can have your 5 virgins without having to die first.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<pussymaster> i can stick it in the pussy awesome
<billy> i fucked three girls last nite
<nigger lover> i like niggers with huge cocks
<the used> i think yall r dumb. u know those chicks r prob guyz with a dick tucked in right?
<lol> lol
<manuel> fuck all american bastards
<Mrs.wont some> i need some guy 2 stick in to me
<some ramdon guy> any naked chicks with naked pics wanting to send to me
<kris> send naked woman pics to hockey_4life_@hotmail.com
<kris> and i will send pics back
<murray> send hot woman naked pictures to extreme_kid_17 please will send some back
<Robert> 
<Robert> I like your picture and could you send some more picture's
<sexy> 
<sexy> i like your picture
<mr nonmae> u mutha fukers
<Brent> hey any hot babes out there?
<Brent> heyi wanna c some hot women!! so add me AdvanceAndVanquish@hotmail.com
<michael> hey
<michael> i wanna see some fine women so add me at michaelcarter24514@charter.net
<sexy titties> hey guys im horny talk to me
<yas> my penis is larg & big
<wooo> sexy!
<sexy women!> nice tiddies i would want to lick them all night and hump u all day and have sex
<sexy women!> sure i will talkto womens only
<sexy gyal> this look intersthing but is it??????????
<papa4woody> how whats to get down and drity
<papa4woody> is there any body here
<papa4woody> is this a chat line or not
<ballack2007> were is the chat


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