[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 123 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:16Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:15Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:12Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:09Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:08Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:07Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:06Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:02Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker03:47:00Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:56Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:55Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:52Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:51Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:49Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:48Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:43Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:42Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:39Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:37Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:35Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:32Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:30Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:29Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:27Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:25Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:24Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:23Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:22Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:16Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:15Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:07Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:06Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:04Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:03Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:46:02Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:51Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:50Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:49Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:43Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:42Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:37Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:34Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:30Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:29Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:28Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:27Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:26Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:25Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:24Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:23Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:22Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:21Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:20Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:19Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:18Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:17Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:16Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:15Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:14Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:13Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:12Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:11Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:10Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:09Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:08Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:07Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:06Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:05Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:04Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:02Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:01Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:45:00Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:59Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:58Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:57Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:56Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:55Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:54Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:53Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:52Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:51Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:48Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:47Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:44Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:43Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:42Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:40Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:39Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:38Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:37Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:36Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:35Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:34Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:33Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:32Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:31Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:30Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:29Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:28Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:27Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:26Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:25Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:24Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:22Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:21Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:20Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:44:19Caption #262

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post