[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 237 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:02Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:01Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker14:30:00Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:59Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:58Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:57Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:54Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:48Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:47Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:39Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:38Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:31Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:29Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:27Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:26Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:25Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:24Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:21Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:19Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:15Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:29:02Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:59Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:57Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:51Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:47Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:43Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:41Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:39Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:37Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:32Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:27Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:24Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:20Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:19Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:18Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:17Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:07Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker14:28:02Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:58Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:53Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:48Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:46Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:43Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:41Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:40Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:38Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:33Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:27Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:24Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:23Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:19Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:12Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:05Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:02Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:00Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:56Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:53Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:52Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:49Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:46Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:40Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:39Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:32Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:30Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:25Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:24Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:23Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:15Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:13Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:11Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:10Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:09Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:08Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:05Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:03Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:59Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:58Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:57Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:56Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:51Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:50Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:49Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:44Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:39Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:38Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:37Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:33Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:32Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:31Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:29Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:24Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:17Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:16Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:15Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:13Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:12Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:05Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:04Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:03Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:00Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:58Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:56Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:55Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:47Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:43Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:38Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:35Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:30Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:29Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:27Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:26Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:23Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:21Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:19Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:16Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:14Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:09Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:08Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:07Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:04Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:03Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:02Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:01Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:00Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:56Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:55Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:53Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:52Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:49Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:48Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:47Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:45Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:44Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:42Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:40Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:39Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:37Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:35Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:33Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:29Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:25Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:24Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:23Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:22Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:21Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:20Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:19Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:17Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:10Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:09Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:08Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:07Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:01Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:59Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:58Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:56Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:55Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:52Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:51Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:50Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:49Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:46Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:45Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:41Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:39Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:36Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:31Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:30Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:28Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:23Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:20Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:17Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:10Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:09Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:06Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:05Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:01Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:56Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:55Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:52Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:51Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:50Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:49Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:47Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:46Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:32Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:27Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:26Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:20Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:13Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:07Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:05Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:00Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:57Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:56Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:55Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:54Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:40Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:36Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:35Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:33Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:28Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:22Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:19Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:18Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:16Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:12Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:08Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:05Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:04Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:03Caption #282

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post