Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 230 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:51 Caption #-68

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:49 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:48 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:47 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:46 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:45 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:44 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:43 Caption #621

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:42 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:41 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:36 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:31 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:29 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:26 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:25 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:23 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:18 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:15 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:11 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:10 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:09 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:08 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:07 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:06 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:05 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:04 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:03 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:02 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:01 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:23:00 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:59 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:58 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:57 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:56 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:55 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:54 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:53 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:51 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:48 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:46 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:45 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:44 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:43 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:42 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:41 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:40 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:39 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:38 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:37 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:36 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:34 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:31 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:30 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:29 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:28 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:27 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:26 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:25 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:25 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:23 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:22 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:21 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:20 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:19 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:18 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:17 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:16 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:15 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:14 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:08 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:05 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:04 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:03 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:02 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:01 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:22:00 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:59 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:58 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:57 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:56 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:53 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:52 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:51 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:50 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:49 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:48 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:47 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:46 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:45 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:43 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:42 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:41 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:40 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:39 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:38 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:37 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:36 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:35 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:34 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:33 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:31 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:27 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:20 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:18 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:16 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:15 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:14 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:13 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:12 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:11 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:10 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:09 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:08 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:05 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:04 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:03 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:02 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:01 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:21:00 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:59 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:58 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:57 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:54 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:51 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:50 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:49 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:48 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:47 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:46 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:45 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:44 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:43 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:35 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:34 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:33 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:32 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:31 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:30 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:29 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:28 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:27 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:26 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:25 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:24 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:23 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:22 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:21 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:20 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:19 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:18 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:17 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:16 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:15 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:14 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:13 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:12 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:11 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:10 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:09 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:08 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:07 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:06 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:05 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:20:04 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:57 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:56 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:55 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:54 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:53 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:52 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:51 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:50 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:49 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:48 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:47 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:46 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:45 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:44 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:43 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:42 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:41 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:40 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:39 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:31 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:27 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:26 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:25 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:23 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:22 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:21 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:20 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:19 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:18 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:14 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:12 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:11 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:09 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:07 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:04 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:19:03 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:54 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:50 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:48 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:44 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:42 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:41 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:38 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:37 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:35 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:34 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:33 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:30 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:27 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:24 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:22 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:19 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:16 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:15 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:06 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:18:03 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:55 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:54 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:49 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:48 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:43 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:42 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:40 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:17:37 Caption #44

Board

[Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.

<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?

<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.

<mmounai>

<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...

<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!

<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!

<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?

<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post