Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/20/2006

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Extra large sperm.

Ostrich sized egg inserted with ample lubrication.

Is how this baby was conceived.

(AP)

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 401 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:02 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:01 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:30:00 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:59 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:58 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:57 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:56 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:55 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:54 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:53 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:52 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:49 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:47 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:46 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:45 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:44 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:43 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:40 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:39 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:36 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:33 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:30 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:29 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:27 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:26 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:25 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:24 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:23 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:22 Caption #956

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:21 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:20 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:19 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:18 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:17 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:16 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:15 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:14 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:11 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:10 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:09 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:08 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:05 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:04 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:03 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:02 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:29:01 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:56 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:55 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:54 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:53 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:52 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:51 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:50 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:49 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:48 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:47 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:46 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:43 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:42 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:41 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:40 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:39 Caption #952

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:38 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:37 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:36 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:35 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:34 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:33 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:32 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:31 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:30 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:29 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:28 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:27 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:26 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:25 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:23 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:19 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:18 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:17 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:16 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:15 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:14 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:13 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:11 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:10 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:08 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:05 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:04 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:02 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:01 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:28:00 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:59 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:58 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:57 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:56 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:55 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:54 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:53 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:51 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:50 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:49 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:47 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:46 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:44 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:41 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:40 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:37 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:35 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:34 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:33 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:32 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:31 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:30 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:29 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:28 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:27 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:26 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:25 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:21 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:20 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:18 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:16 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:15 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:14 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:12 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:11 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:10 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:09 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:08 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:07 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:06 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:05 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:04 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:03 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:02 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:01 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:27:00 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:59 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:58 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:57 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:56 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:55 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:54 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:52 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:48 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:47 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:43 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:42 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:41 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:40 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:39 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:37 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:36 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:35 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:34 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:32 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:30 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:29 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:28 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:27 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:25 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:24 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:18 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:17 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:16 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:14 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:13 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:12 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:11 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:10 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:09 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:08 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:07 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:06 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:05 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:04 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:03 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:26:00 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:59 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:58 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:57 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:56 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:55 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:54 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:53 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:52 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:51 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:50 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:49 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:48 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:47 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:46 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:45 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:44 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:41 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:37 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:36 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:35 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:34 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:33 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:32 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:31 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:30 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:29 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:28 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:27 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:26 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:25 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:24 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:23 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:22 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:21 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:20 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:19 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:18 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:17 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:16 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:15 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:14 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:12 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:11 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:09 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:08 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:07 Caption #940

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:06 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:04 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:25:02 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:58 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:56 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:54 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:49 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:48 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:46 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:45 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:43 Caption #603

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:41 Caption #798

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:39 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:38 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:37 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:36 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:35 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:34 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:33 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:31 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:30 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:29 Caption #950

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:27 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:26 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:23 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:20 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:18 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:17 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:16 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:10 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:09 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:07 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:06 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:04 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:02 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:01 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:24:00 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:55 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:54 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:53 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:52 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:51 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:50 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:48 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:47 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:44 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:42 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:40 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:39 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:38 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:29 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:26 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:22 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:20 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:16 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:14 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:13 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:12 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:09 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:06 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:05 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:03 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:00 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:59 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:57 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:53 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:52 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:51 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:49 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:48 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:48 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:47 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:46 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:43 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:41 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:37 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:34 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:32 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:30 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:28 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:27 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:26 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:25 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:24 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:21 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:20 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:16 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:14 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:12 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:11 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:08 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:07 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:05 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:04 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:03 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:22:00 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:59 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:57 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:55 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:54 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:51 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:49 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:48 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:47 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:46 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:45 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:42 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:41 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:38 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:37 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:36 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:34 Caption #-37

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:33 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:32 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:31 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:30 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:28 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:27 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:26 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:25 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:24 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:22 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:21 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:20 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:19 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:18 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:17 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:16 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:15 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:12 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:11 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:08 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:07 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:05 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:04 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:21:03 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:58 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:57 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:55 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:54 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:52 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:51 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:50 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:49 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:48 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:47 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:45 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:44 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:43 Caption #953

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:41 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:38 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:37 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:34 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:33 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:31 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:30 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:29 Caption #261

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:28 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:25 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:23 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:21 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:19 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:17 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:16 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:15 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:14 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:13 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:09 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:06 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:05 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:20:03 Caption #325

Board

[Post Message]

I have renewed mostemailed.com for another year. rejoice.

There are 72 messages for this day.

<JP> What did you do with my green wife and penta-baby, Mort? And where are the X-rays that the nurse sent down here a month ago?

<Mort> They have all been headbutted off the sidelines by The Great Zidane.

<reddman> It seems I have awaken from a long strange dream... am I back in Kansas???

<Axolotl> Yay! Long live the Monkeyhouse of Mort!

<Kumiho> We missed you Mort.

<JP> I still miss him. :(

<Lauren> Welcome back, Mort. What's up?

Hank and I finished building our deck (several years in the planning stage and nine days under construction). We had a Deck Warming Party and turned it into a surprise wedding.

<mypalmike> So, who got married? Two of the construction workers?

<Lauren> Actually, the answer to that is, yes, two of the construction workers: Hank & Lauren.

<mypalmike> Congrats Lauren!!!

<Mort> Woop! About time Lauren.

<reddman> lets see what lasts longer..the deck or the marriage...LOL

<allan> how big is that deck that you just did?

<mypalmike> Hmm, did you use a good sealant on the deck? I'd say 50/50 odds go to the deck if you sealed it right.

<Lauren> The deck is 16 x 27, with a staircase to the driveway and two doors into the house. We did not seal it at all. It is entirely made of non-degradeable materials that require no maintenance. Yeah!

<reddman> mmmmmm...I got a big deck too...wanna see?? LOL LOL , Lauren put away that pistol...nnooooo ...BOOM...aaaakkk...thud.

<JP> Coooool.. a long-range pistol!

<Juliek> Is Mort alive!?! Get it because mort? Alive? You see because...

<Allen> Dear Mort - Pole-a-palooza pictures are most emailed, and we're still looking at pictures of some yanker holding a fish?!

<JP> I get Julie's joke!

I'm special.

My mama tol' me so.

<reddman> If everyone is special...then no one is.

Sixty-nine. *DING*

<Lauren> 30 days, 69 captions... is this an all time record? Please, please, Mort, please come back to us. We miss you.

<Allen> I'm done. Good luck.

<Lauren> Hey, Reddman. What did you do that warranted the spate of spam on your first captions? Has anyone here ever clicked on any of those links? If yes, what happens? [I imagine something akin to armageddon for your hard drive.]

<JP> Lauren, all you other PC users, you're missing out. Those links are truly spiritual and uplifting and... oh never mind. I'm afraid to click on them, too.

<mypalmike> I clicked on one of the links. Shortly afterwards, the Crocodile hunter guy died. I'm not superstitious, but there's got to be some connection.

<Lauren> I thought the story about a stingray getting him was suspicious. I will not be reporting you to the authorities, Mike, but I think you should turn yourself in, or at least confess to a priest. Just for your own salvation.

<mypalmike> It's Greek to me.

<JP> I didn't know you were greek, Mike-san.

<mypalmike> nihongo wa muuzukashii desu

<Allen> Anata-wa myo na desu.

<wat> chill yo

<reddman> LAUREN-I attribute the reason I got spammed is because I'm witty and sexy.......really cause I was first in line I guess...

<JP> Just curious - how did you regulars discover Mort's site? (I think I linked to it from Scott McClouds site a while back.)

<Lauren> Mort's site was mentioned by Linky and Dinky (they have a weekly service where they send links to interesting sites) within the first few weeks of its inception.

< > ok.....

<3Suns> I read about it on Memepool (via Yoyology) years back...

<Allen> I think I saw an ad on TV for it if I recall correctly. Either that or I was driving down the freeway late one night, and there it was.

<mypalmike> memepool for me

<Carol> New York Times. No, really.

<Carol> I'm kind of jealous of Allen's "Paul on the road to Damascus" method of discovery.

<reddman> I think I found it while surfing for p0rn...while free basing coke....

<JP> Redd: what search terms were you using, son?

<3Suns> Coke is terrible for freebasing. All that caramel coloring produces a horrible smoke.

<JP> Try Crack-a-cola instead.

<mypalmike> The next big drug will be called sklank.

<reddman> SPAM ME baby!
Smear it all over my chest...let it drip onto the floor. Let me taste your spammy goodness...mmmmm....

<mypalmike> Does anyone here know where I could buy a replica watch? I swear it's impossible to find these things.

<ajiav> HELLO!!!

<JP> I am hearing things. I am hearing thingies.

<reddman> I think MORT will only update this borad once every year....

<JP> Now tell me again, Mort, exactly why you renewed the domain name for another year?

<bette noir> yeah....why....email him

<aaaaaaaaabbb>

<apple juice is a verb> aaaaaaaabbb, that is the worst comment ever.

<lu-lu> I love Mr. Vickers from pearson GA!!!

<ajiav> We all love Mr. Vickers, lu-lu. We all do.

<mypalmike> Really. The love of Mr. Vickers, and persons from Pearson in general, is universal.

<mypalmike> Does that line EVER work?

<mypalmike> Please Mort! We need you! Spam is overtaking the site!

<ajiav> I think they are paying him to advertise.

<ajiav > For exciting games and prizes visit pepsi.com!

...(sorry, just wanted to fit in)*

*you fit in? hah!

<Starbug> Did you see the other sidebar? I had no idea there even was a 219696675th caption.

<ecbrandtrade> welcome to www.ecbrandtrade.com see more the world brand sports shoes. nike shoes in discount. Do not miss the chance! www.ecbrandtrade.com

<viccol> Runescape Gold, Buy Runescape Money, Runescape Gold or Money, Runescape Coin, Runescape, RS2 GP, viccol.com
...www.viccol.com
http:...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...
...www.viccol.com...

<innicc> ...www.innicc.com
http:...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...
...www.innicc.com...

<everquest2> everquest2 gold，EverQuest 2 Platinum，EQII Plat，EQ2 Gold
...www.everquest2.cc
http:...

<lotro100gold> Lotro Gold，Buy Lotro Gold，Lord Of The Rings Online Gold，Lotro
...www.lotro100gold.com
http:...

<wow1gold> [URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]
[URL=...www.wow1gold.net]Worl... of warcraft gold[/URL]

<funingame> Welcome to our professional game gold store
(runescape gold eve isk guildwars gold)
The best service and fast delivery.
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...
...www.funingame.com...

<runescape items> ...www.runescape2items.co...
This is runescape2items.com!
Runescape2items is an professional runescape items store for gold,pure accounts,equipments,runes,powerleveling,quest point and provide the customers with fastest delivery and best service, 24/7 online support will help you out for every questions.

Runescape Money
Runescape All Servers Money on sale 24/7! The delivery time is 10 mins!
Enjoy your time in the game. If you have any question or problem, please don’t hesitate to contact with our 24/7 online customer service:
Our online support: ...messenger.providesupport.com...
our MSN/Email: serviceforgold@gmail.com
Sincerely yours, runescape2items.com Team

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post