[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 314 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:08Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:06Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:05Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:04Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker12:50:01Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:59Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:57Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:55Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:53Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:51Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:49Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:48Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:47Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:43Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:42Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:41Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:39Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:37Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:34Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:33Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:31Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:30Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:29Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:27Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:26Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:25Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:24Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:23Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:22Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:20Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:19Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:18Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:17Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:16Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:13Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:12Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:11Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:10Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:09Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:07Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:05Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:03Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker12:49:01Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:59Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:58Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:54Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:53Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:52Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:51Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:49Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:47Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:45Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:43Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:42Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:41Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:39Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:38Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:37Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:36Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:35Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:33Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:31Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:29Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:27Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:25Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:23Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:22Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:20Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:16Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:14Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:13Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:12Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:11Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:09Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:08Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:07Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:06Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:03Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:48:01Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:58Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:56Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:55Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:54Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:52Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:50Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:49Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:48Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:46Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:45Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:41Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:39Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:37Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:35Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:34Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:33Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:32Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:30Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:28Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:26Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:25Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:23Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:22Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:21Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:19Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:18Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:17Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:16Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:15Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:12Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:10Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:09Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:08Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:07Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:05Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:03Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:02Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:47:01Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:59Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:58Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:57Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:56Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:54Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:52Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:50Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:49Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:48Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:46Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:45Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:43Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:42Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:41Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:39Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:35Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:34Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:32Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:31Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:30Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:29Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:28Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:26Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:25Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:21Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:19Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:17Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:15Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:14Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:12Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:10Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:08Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:05Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:03Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:46:01Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:59Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:58Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:57Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:56Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:55Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:54Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:52Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:50Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:49Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:48Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:45Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:44Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:43Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:41Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:39Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:38Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:37Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:29Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:28Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:22Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:21Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:19Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:16Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:14Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:09Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:04Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:01Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:45:00Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:59Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:58Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:57Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:56Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:55Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:54Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:47Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:46Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:45Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:44Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:38Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:36Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:35Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:32Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:30Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:28Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:26Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:22Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:20Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:19Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:06Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:44:02Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:58Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:56Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:50Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:49Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:44Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:43Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:42Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:41Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:35Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:34Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:31Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:29Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:28Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:27Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:24Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:19Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:18Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:12Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:11Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:10Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker12:43:03Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:47Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:42Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:31Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:28Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:27Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:25Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:24Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:23Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:22Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:21Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:20Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:16Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:11Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:10Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:01Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker12:42:00Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:45Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:44Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:43Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:42Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:40Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:37Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:36Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:35Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:34Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:30Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:26Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:25Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:24Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:23Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:22Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:17Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:14Caption #986
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:13Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:11Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:08Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:05Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker12:41:04Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:57Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:54Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:53Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:52Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:50Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:46Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:45Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:44Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:41Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:39Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:37Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:33Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:32Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:30Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:29Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:25Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:20Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:09Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker12:40:08Caption #333

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post