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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2004 by Mort
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Wait a second, I think I just sprung a leak.

Oh no! It's gushing!

Ah! That shower was so refreshing.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Sorry for the lame caption.


There are 23 messages for this day.
<MLimburg> keep that head up dude .. if there's anything we caption monkeys can do, just hollar
<ElvisThePelvis> Ummm...I've hit a few disasters in the past year. Hang in there, handle what needs to be handled, look beyond to the time when things are better, and give a shout out if you need help.
<guyPaulo> Yes Mort, if you need any help which involves giggling perverts writing funny stories about unrelated pictures of bikinis, primates, or kittens, then give the caption monkies a call.
<Pedro Gonzales> Michael J. Fox is the kind of cheery celeb that can improve all our spirits. I was just reminded of him in Teen Wolf when I was looking at the last caption
<No one in particular> We've all been there. Many of the regs. will say I started there, and never left!
<guyPaulo> Actually NOIP, if you stay on any longer, YOU'll be considered a regular.
<yoyology> So, what are the chances that Mariah Carey and Mary Carey are related?
...search.news.yahoo.com...
<Lauren> Related? I think they may be the same person!! Why did I never notice this before?
<Mort> Thanks for the support and the funny captions. I just found out for sure just now that something got very screwed, but I'll deal with it.
<mypalmike> Michael J. Fox is "Ghandi's Last Remaining Kidney".
<yoyology> I think this is officially "soap innuendo day".
<yoyology> Lauren, are you boycotting the captions today in protest of the objectification of the Brazilian Beach Beauty?
<guyPaulo> Mort, put some more hunky soccer players up for Lauren's sake.
<Lauren> Hi all. I lost my wallet and realized that I have no ID to prove I am not an Arab terrorist, so I spent a frustrating day trying to find out how to get some State-issued proof of identity before my flight next Friday. And I was boycotting that the BBB (who I think should lay off the carbs and work out a bit before she becomes truly beefy).
<mypalmike> I also am boycotting the Better Business Bureau.
<Carol> Hee hee! Good luck Lauren, and of course Mort. Lauren, I would guess you're a little more fat-phobic than a lot of the male population, based on the history of remarks.
<Carol> Regarding bikini curvature, that is (our primary source of response data).
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