[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/11/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Jon: Dude, I saw the gayest thing today, a dog dressed up in frilly clothes
Bob: Man thats just so GAY!

Bob: Dude I hate gay people, they do totally sick stuff with their tongues
Jon: GAY PEOPLE SUCK Man SUCK!

Jon: Dude I'm gay and I think you are so hot!
Bob: Whoa dude lets get it on!
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 192 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:55Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:53Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:50Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:49Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:48Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:47Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:46Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:45Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:44Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:43Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:42Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:41Caption #-73
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:40Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:39Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:38Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:36Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:29Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:25Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:22Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:21Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:20Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:19Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:18Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:17Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:16Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:15Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:14Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:12Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:11Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:10Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:08Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:06Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:05Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:04Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:03Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:02Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:01Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker12:34:00Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:59Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:58Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:57Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:56Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:55Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:49Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:42Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:40Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:39Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:38Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:28Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:26Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:23Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:17Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:16Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:15Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:14Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:13Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:12Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:11Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:10Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:09Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:08Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:05Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:03Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:02Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:01Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:33:00Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:59Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:58Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:57Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:56Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:56Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:54Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:53Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:50Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:49Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:48Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:47Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:46Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:45Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:44Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:43Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:41Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:40Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:36Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:35Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:34Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:32Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:31Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:30Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:29Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:28Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:26Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:22Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:20Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:14Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:32:11Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:58Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:43Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:42Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:41Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:40Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:39Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:38Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:37Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:36Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:35Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:34Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:33Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:32Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:31Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:30Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:28Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:25Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:22Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:16Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:15Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:14Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:13Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:12Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:11Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:10Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:09Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:08Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:07Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:06Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:03Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:02Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:01Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:31:00Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:58Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:57Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:56Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:55Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:54Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:53Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:52Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:49Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:48Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:46Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:45Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:44Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:43Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:42Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:40Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:35Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:34Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:29Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:27Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:26Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:25Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:18Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:17Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:14Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:12Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:11Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker12:30:10Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:58Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:55Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:54Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:53Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:52Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:51Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:50Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:49Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:48Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:47Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:46Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:45Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:43Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:42Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:41Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:40Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:38Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:37Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:36Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:35Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:34Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:33Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker12:29:32Caption #512

Board [Post Message]

Talked to Sue again last night (she is awfully busy right now), she was again too polite. I think because she knows I know her work address, she probably expects me to turn up with an axe if she tells me that something sucks. She did tell me that the comic panel should pop out more than the description and blog panel. I very much agreed with her so I upped it's colours a tiny bit, but I still want this to be yahooesqe so no fancy graphics or blink tags.

I wanted to get away from a sex related theme this time, it's far too easy to fall into that trap. Of course fate handed me a picture of two men kissing in church (gay couple marrying in Toronto), so it was nigh impossible to come up with anything non sexually related.

The alternative captions are pretty good also today (I think so at least):

Ms. Patches is one lust driven dog! She always wears ode de heat perfume and the latest sexy dog lingerie.

She knows all the techniques of attracting male dogs, even the secret licking arts of the dogma sutra. There is only thing more lustful than Ms. Patches.

Her owner's fetish for middle aged choir boys.

I am so tempted to use it. Actually I was tempted to use it, the main caption and the alternative swapped after I looked at both of them together.


There are 0 messages for this day.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post