[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/26/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Meditation, not matter how much I try, it's not working for me.

I guess it's my wild kitten mind, it can never keep still.

It's always thinking of the lesbians, wait no this is a nightmare...

...ah heavenly.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 318 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:12Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:11Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:10Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:09Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:07Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:05Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:04Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:03Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:48:01Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:58Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:55Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:49Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:47Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:41Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:38Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:36Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:33Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:32Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:31Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:30Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:29Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:28Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:27Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:26Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:25Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:23Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:22Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:21Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:19Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:18Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:16Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:14Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:13Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:12Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:11Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:10Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:09Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:07Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:06Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:05Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:04Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:03Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:47:00Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:57Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:56Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:55Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:54Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:53Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:52Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:51Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:50Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:49Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:48Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:47Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:46Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:45Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:44Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:42Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:36Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:33Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:30Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:27Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:26Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:23Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:21Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:20Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:17Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:16Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:15Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:13Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:12Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:11Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:10Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:09Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:07Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:06Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:05Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:04Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:02Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:01Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker05:46:00Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:59Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:58Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:57Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:56Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:55Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:50Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:47Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:44Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:41Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:38Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:37Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:35Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:34Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:33Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:32Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:28Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:27Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:26Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:25Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:24Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:23Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:22Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:21Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:20Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:19Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:18Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:17Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:16Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:15Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:14Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:12Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:05Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker05:45:02Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:59Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:56Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:55Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:52Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:49Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:48Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:47Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:42Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:41Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:40Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:39Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:38Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:37Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:36Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:35Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:34Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:32Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:31Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:30Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:29Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:27Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:26Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:25Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:24Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:23Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:22Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:21Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:20Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:18Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:17Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:16Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:15Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:14Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:13Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:12Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:11Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:10Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:09Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:08Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:07Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:06Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:04Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker05:44:02Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:52Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:49Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:44Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:40Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:39Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:35Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:34Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:33Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:32Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:31Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:30Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:29Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:28Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:27Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:26Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:25Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:24Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:23Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:22Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:21Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:20Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:19Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:14Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:11Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:10Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:09Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker05:43:03Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:59Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:52Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:49Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:48Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:41Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:37Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:32Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:31Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:30Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:29Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:28Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:27Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:26Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:23Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:21Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:19Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:10Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:08Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker05:42:06Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:59Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:42Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:36Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:29Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:26Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:23Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:22Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:20Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:19Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:16Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:15Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:13Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:12Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:11Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:10Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker05:41:02Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:58Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:57Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:56Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:55Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:54Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:53Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:52Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:37Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:35Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:27Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:26Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:23Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:20Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:19Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:18Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:16Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:15Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:14Caption #-34
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:13Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:06Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:05Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker05:40:04Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:58Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:57Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:56Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:55Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:54Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:53Caption #962
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:48Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:43Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:42Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:41Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:39Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:38Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:33Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:21Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:17Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:16Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:14Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:12Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:06Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:05Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:03Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:02Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:01Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker05:39:00Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:59Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:54Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:53Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:52Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:51Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:49Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:47Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:45Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:44Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:43Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:42Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:41Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:40Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:32Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:31Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:30Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:29Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:28Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:27Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:25Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:20Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker05:38:12Caption #709

Board [Post Message]

2am, 3am 4am... I can't tell which, it's the same enclosing darkness, the same hissing silence -- timeless. My eyes are wide open, staring straight into the blackness. I remember doing the same thing when I was three years old, one of my first memories.

Lying in my parents bed in the middle of the night -- both of them sleeping. Staring at the deep silence, listening to the dark noise. If you stare hard enough your brain starts to try and make sense of it all. It tries to give meaning to stray photons, or to the tiny blood cells that flow constantly across your retina. When I was three I imagined the swirling colourful images to be secret aliens, as they blurred in and out of my attention. I watched them carefully as they circled all around me, shutting my eyes down tight whenever they got too close.

Now older, I still lie here, doing the same thing. I love and hate this feeling. I ache for sleep, for the dreams I will have, but I can't yet. Dizzy with fatigue my mind enters a strange place, it becomes odd, odder even than usual. I feel wonderfully dishcloth, and comfortably saucepan.

I welcome it all in, the swirling fuzzy shapes, the static, the sleep deprived imaginations. The patterns my mind discerns are no longer aliens, they are the representations of the dancing thoughts inside my head.

I imagine myself in the dark, sitting in a deep enveloping chair. The chair and I in it, are in the most intelligently imaginative, and creative mind -- a deep well of inspiration. The jitter-bugging patterns become the thoughts and dreams of this fanciful mind fidgeting all around me. Like elaborate dazzling butterflies flitter-flutter, some landing gently on me, allowing glimpses, snatches of marvelous things, sparking my own muse.

It's like every great idea is in here, every book, every piece of music, every painting capable of emulsifying emotions. If only I could just reach and grab more glimpses, but I'm now feeling too warm and comforted to move, like I am being hugged.

I fall asleep finally, dreaming of the owner of such a mind.


There are 30 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Damn it, how can I avoid mentioning lesbians or pussies?
<JulieK> I am pretty sure it is impossible.
<Carol> I would just like to brag that I was dissed by Roger M. yesterday so I am somebody now! 8^)
<guyPaulo> You're definitely a regular now Carol. Getting bashed by Roger was your rite of passage. Don't take it personally though, its Roger's role here at MEP.
<Carol> Yes, I was pleased that it was one of his custom-tailored ones! ...I will feel like a regular if I can post something really sort of crappy and everyone feels free to just go, "meh." [Well, I gotta get to work now.]
<mypalmike> What you need is more fiber. You know, to feel more regular.
<WeAreAllOne> Mike, now that the current user info has been restored, I am able to figure out that you are also Goober???

Can you figure out who I am?

<Jmofwiw> Mike was not Goober. I was Goober. Although I was not "Goober???" or "Goober?"
<ajiav> i didn't have time to say yesterday, but i was Burn-yer-mouth-eriffic, Martin Luther Milk, Eggs Farrakhan, Butt Deadly, and Cinnammon Cooch Candy
<JulieK> Congrats Carol! hehe
<JulieK> Mort I used to call those little dots my "sparkle friends" when I was younger.
<Mort> I am just glad I am not the only one who sees them.
<JulieK> I used to think so and I asked me friends and they were like "what?"
<Stormi> I see them too, provided I've had too much caffine and spend hours on end trying and failing to fall asleep.
<Jellyloo> I learned never to mention stuff like that to friends. I alternately see those dots and fractal patterns and giant splotches of color that morph and converge.
<Mort> I guess we are are all friends here. Friends who see dead people weird blobs.
<Jellyloo> How can you help me if you don't believe me?
<Stormi> I believe you. I think we all have seen some variation of what you've mentioned.
<Mort> Maybe we should start the "People who see things in the dark" club. Where we can discuss the things we see, with everyone believing.
<Stormi> I thought that was what this site is all about.
<jellyloo> Where do I sign up? Will I get unwanted solicitations from people trying to sell me a blindfold subscription?
<Mort> We will meet in the secret tree house in the orchard, just past the muddy field.

Bring good shoes.

<JulieK> Mostly alls I see are dots. Red ones crash in like waves sometimes, and sometimes dots of blue, yellow, and red in different sizes come in. Much like the Wonder Bread bag. Also I try to make green ones but I can't get a green thing any bigger than a little worm thing surrounded by purple. STUPID DOTS
<mypalmike> I think the dots are bacteria swimming on your cornea.
<JulieK> That is kind of gross.
<3Suns> Actually, I've heard that most of the swimmy things you see on the surface of your eye are fragments of broken capillaries. If your eyes go bloodshot for whatever reason, they are more visible.
<Mort> Well there are always capillaries across your eyes obscuring your view. The brain does it's best to remove them before it processes what you are seeing.
<mypalmike> It's bacteria, dammit! That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
<obtuse> I miss MEP on weekends... :(
<Mort> I have been thinking of ways to get this working on the weekend too, but I can not do it.

BTW I will not be here on Monday, I will be in Disneyland. So I will post Monday's caption early on Sunday instead.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post