I'm here because people are so jaded that they're amused by truth.
I'm here because people think it's cool that a car could drive on water.
I'm just holding this space pending the outcome of the "May-December Pseudo-Lesbian Kiss-Off" between Meridith Viera and Madonna. Whomever wins will appear here tomorrow.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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