[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 232 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:40Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:39Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:37Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:35Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:34Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:30Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:28Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:20Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:19Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:17Caption #958
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:14Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:11Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:10Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:09Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:08Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:06Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:04Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:22:01Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:59Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:58Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:57Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:56Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:42Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:41Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:38Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:07Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:06Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:03Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:21:01Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:53Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:52Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:50Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:49Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:45Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:42Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:41Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:27Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:20Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:01Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:00Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:58Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:55Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:51Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:38Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:19Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:08Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:02Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:55Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:48Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:47Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:42Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:41Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:40Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:36Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:35Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:28Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:27Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:15Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:14Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:10Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:09Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:07Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:06Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:04Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:03Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:58Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:56Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:54Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:53Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:52Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:51Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:49Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:47Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:39Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:38Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:37Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:36Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:34Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:33Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:32Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:27Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:26Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:25Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:24Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:23Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:22Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:20Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:19Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:16Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:15Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:11Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:10Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:00Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:56Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:46Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:44Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:43Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:41Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:39Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:34Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:33Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:31Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:30Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:29Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:28Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:27Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:25Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:24Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:23Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:22Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:19Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:18Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:17Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:08Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:07Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:06Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:05Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:04Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:01Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:58Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:57Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:56Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:55Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:49Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:48Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:47Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:45Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:44Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:42Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:41Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:38Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:37Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:36Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:34Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:33Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:31Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:30Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:29Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:27Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:23Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:22Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:19Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:18Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:17Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:15Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:14Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:13Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:10Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:09Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:07Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:06Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:05Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:04Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:02Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:01Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:58Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:57Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:56Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:54Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:51Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:50Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:48Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:45Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:38Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:36Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:31Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:30Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:29Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:28Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:21Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:20Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:17Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:10Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:05Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:04Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:03Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:00Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:58Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:56Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:54Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:50Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:49Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:48Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:47Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:45Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:44Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:41Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:40Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:34Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:30Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:25Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:24Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:23Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:20Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:19Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:18Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:17Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:15Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:14Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:08Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:03Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:00Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:59Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:57Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:56Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:55Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:49Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:48Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:45Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:44Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:43Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:42Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:40Caption #89

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post